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Coast Gaurd Bumper Sticker
in JokesThis is off a Coast Guard bumper sticker: Support Search and Rescue: GET LOST!
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Americanization (Hard “R” Rating)
in JokesTwo Saudis emigrated to America with their families. On the plane ride over they made a bet about who could become more “Americanized” in their first year. As agreed, they met exactly one year later. The first guy pulled up in his Hummer and said to the second guy “I win. There’s no way you…
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Post Turtle
in JokesWhile suturing a laceration on the hand of a 73 year-old Texas rancher, whose hand had been caught in a gate while working cattle, a doctor and the old man were talking about George W. Bush being in the White House. The old Texan said, “Well, ya know, Bush is a ‘post turtle.’” Not knowing…
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Cra-Z Laws:Alabama
in JokesAlabama ⢠A 1950 anti-obscenity law in Irondale, Ala., prohibited any showing of anyone nude or “in a substantially nude state” except a babe in arms. ⢠Anniston: You may not wear blue jeans down Noble Street. ⢠An ordinance in Linden, Ala., provided that all women of “uncertain chastity” had to be off the…
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And That Makes . . . .
in JokesMistake: to err, to cause an error or make a mess; If a barber makes a mistake, it’s a new style… If a driver makes a mistake, it is an accident… If a politician makes a mistake, it is a new law… If a scientist makes a mistake, it is a new invention… If a…
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Press Cuttings
in JokesThese are all true cuttings, Irish police are being handicapped in a search for a stolen van because they cannot issue a description. It is a Special Branch vehicle and they do not want the public to know what it looks like. (The Guardian) Police reveal that a woman arrested for shoplifting had a whole…
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Is it Over Yet?
in JokesAn elderly Italian Jewish man wanted to unburden his guilty conscience by talking to his rabbi. “Rabbi, during World War II, when the Germans entered Italy, I pretended to be a ‘goy’ and changed my name from Levi to Spamoni and I am alive today because of it.” “Self preservation is important and the fact…
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Republican Class
in JokesA teacher in California asked her class, “How many of you are Republicans?” Everyone in the class raised their hands except for one girl. “Mary,” the teacher inquired, “Why didn’t you raise your hand?” “Because I’m not a Republican,” she replied. “I’m a Democrat.” The teacher asked her, “Why are you a Democrat?” And Mary…
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Editing Bushit in Wikipedia
in JokesBefore creating an article, please read Wikipedia:Your first article, or search for an existing article to which you can redirect this title. To experiment, please use the sandbox. As you create the article, provide references to reliable published sources. Without references, the article may be deleted. Notice: You are re-creating a page that was deleted.…
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A Hotel
in JokesA hotel. A room for four with four strangers. Three of them soon open a bottle of vodka and proceed to get acquainted, then drunk, then noisy, singing and telling political jokes. The fourth one desperately tries to get some sleep; finally, frustrated, he surreptitiously leaves the room, goes downstairs, and asks the lady concierge…
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White House Interior Decorator
in JokesOne day, Clinton called the White House interior decorator into the Oval Office. He was very furious and said, “Chelsea is very upset because she thinks she has the ugliest room in the entire White House; I want something done about it immediately!” Yes Sir, Mr. President,” the interior decorator replies. “I’ll have those mirrors…