oneliners
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Anger Management
in JokesFor all of you who say I need anger management… Just to let you know, if I could control my anger, I’d destroy you with it!
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Kind of Makes You Think 20
in JokesIn winter, why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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Now that Food Has Replaced Sex…
in JokesNow that food has replaced sex in my life, I can’t even get into my own pants.
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Some More oneliners III
in JokesFor a REAL sponge cake, BORROW all the ingredients. Diplomacy – the art of letting someone have your way. A seminar on time travel will be held two weeks ago. Give and you might receive; take and be sure. I can’t remember the last time I forgot something. I’m not schizophrenic, and neither am I.…
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I Know What I’m Doing
in JokesConfidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.