oneliners
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WORDS OF WISDOM
in JokesPeople who live in glass houses should make love in the basement. Never read the fine print. There ain’t no way you’re going to like it. If you let a smile be your umbrella, then most likely your ass will get soaking wet. The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age…
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The Truth About Grandparents
in JokesThe reason grandparents and children get along so well is really quite simple: They have a common enemy.
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Kind of Makes You Think 19
in JokesWhy is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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Kiss His Ring
in JokesThe difference between the Pope and your boss…. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Snakes in Court
in JokesWhy do snakes always lose in court? Answer: They don’t have a leg to stand on!
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Some More oneliners II
in JokesShe used to have a broad mind and a narrow waist; now it’s the other way round. It was a very emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers. Psychic wanted â you know why, and where to apply. I don’t think they really wanted me in the marching band â they gave me a…
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Steve Wright I
in JokesRight now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn’t doing what I was doing. I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, “pet…