oneliners
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Penny and Nickel
in JokesWhy did the penny become angry with the nickel? Because the nickel was a “penny pincher”.
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Extroverted Mathematician
in JokesHow can you tell if a mathematician is an extrovert? He looks at *your* shoes when he talks to you.
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Get Away With You!
in JokesBlessed is he who expects no gratitude, for he shall not be disappointed.
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Irish Blessing
in JokesMay your troubles be as few and far between as your great-grandmother’s teeth.
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Steve Wright V
in JokesI went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading. So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. Winny would spend all of his time practicing limbo. He got pretty good. He could go under a rug. I was walking down the street and saw a sign on a post. It said:…
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Just So Naive
in JokesEver wonder why bottled water costs so much when there is so much of it? Spell “evian” backwards…..