oneliners
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Some More oneliners II
in JokesShe used to have a broad mind and a narrow waist; now it’s the other way round. It was a very emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers. Psychic wanted â you know why, and where to apply. I don’t think they really wanted me in the marching band â they gave me a…
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Steve Wright I
in JokesRight now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn’t doing what I was doing. I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, “pet…
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Ladies’ Bumper Stickers
in JokesSo Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. Coffee, Chocolate, Men … Some Things Are Just Better Rich. Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen…
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$1,000,000
in JokesDid you hear about the new Polish million dollar lotery? You get a dollar a year for a million years!!!
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Which is It?
in JokesHow can you tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle? Look at the audience!