oneliners
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How Long……?
in JokesQuestion: How long is a minute? Answer: That depends on which side of the bathroom door you are on!!
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Pirate Joke
in JokesWhat is a pirate’s favourite branch of the military? The Arrrmy… no, the Navy, he’s a pirate!
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Something Funny
in JokesWhat do you call a black person that wants to be and acts just like Jackie Chan? Blackie Chan
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Looking For that Special Someone.
in JokesMy goal is to find a soulmate. It’s not cheating, just multi-tasking.
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Words of Advice
in JokesNever buy a toothbrush at a yard sale. Never buy a parachute that was used once and never opened before. Never sell computers for free at your garage sale. Trust me, there are many more ways to demolish your house. Never put bathroom humor up on the internet. Never watch American Idol auditions with Coke…
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Things to Do at McDonalds
in JokesThings to do at a McDonalds drive thru! 1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside. 2. Drive through backwards. 3. Belch your order. 4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable…