oneliners
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When Is It My Turn?
in JokesThe things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.
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Recommended Reading
in Jokes“Please Don’t Hurt Me” by I. Bruce Easily “Life Through the Eyes of a Drunk” by Al Coholic “Thirty yards to the outhouse” by Will E. Makeit (illustrated by Betty Wont) “The Proper Use of Sunscreens” by Justin Casey Burns “How To Cure Scratching” by Ivan Awfulich “Discount Alternatives” by Robin Stuff
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More Than A Few oneliners
in JokesMy bedroom is so small… The mice are hunchbacked. I shut the door and and the doorknob was in bed with me. I have to go outside to change my mind. If I stand up, I’m on the second floor.