oneliners
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Grocery List
in JokesGrocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.
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A Few One-Liners
in JokesLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun. Lead me not into temptation…I can find the way myself. The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it’s open. Jury: Twelve people who determine which client has the better attorney. Miracles are performed every day, the…
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Can You Help Me?
in Jokes“Doctor, please, I have a problem pronouncing Ts, Fs and Hs!” “Well then, you can’t say fairer than that.”
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Signs With a Sense of Humor
in JokesSigns in our world… Please be safe. Do not stand, sit, climb or lean on zoo fences. If you fall, animals could eat you and that might make them sick. Thank you. OUR AIM IS TO KEEP THIS BATHROOM CLEAN. GENTLEMEN: Your aim will help. Stand closer. It’s shorter than you think. LADIES: Please remain…
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High Tech Delivery
in JokesMy sister gave birth in a state-of-the-art delivery room. It was so high tech that the baby came out cordless!