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What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Play or chat about games in here.

Why was Johnny’s math book sad? It had too many problems!

What do soccer players drink? Penaltea!

Turn your Pentium into a gameboy…Type “WIN” at the prompt.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter. – Tommy Cooper

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I lent a friend of mine $5000 for plastic surgery. I can’t get it back, because now I DON’T KNOW WHAT HE LOOKS LIKE!

Sadly I will never be able to join a nudist colony..=[ My mother always told me not to point!! =]

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.