oneliners

What’s the difference between MJ and Mr. Potato Head? MJ has more noses. How are MJ and a Wal-Mart bag alike? They’re both plastic and hazardous to children.

The journey of a thousand miles … begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire.

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Happiness doesn’t bring money. I want to be what I was when I wanted to be what I’m now. The government has at least one problem for every solution. Only the conservatives can make the country like it used to be – a huge swamp full of dinosaurs. Democracy is having freedom of speech, freedom…

IRS… we’ve got what it takes, to take what you’ve got

Les chères léchèrent les chairs.

Q)Where do penguins go to dance? A)The snowball

Always remember that you are unique, just like everyjoke else!

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Practice safe eating …Always use condiments.

I passed my ethics exam. Naturally, I cheated.

Some people are like Slinkies…not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.