oneliners

Sadly I will never be able to join a nudist colony..=[ My mother always told me not to point!! =]

There is no job so simple that it cannot be done wrnog.

I work at Bed, Bath and Beyond in the ‘Beyond’ dept.

Q. What are the small bumps around a woman’s’ nipples for ? A. They are Braille for “suck here”.

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig? Jurassic pork!

When physics meets Star Wars: May the net force be with you!

Q: What do you call a non-churchgoer? A: A Seventh-Day Absentist

What a bullfighter tries to do. (avoid-a-bull)

As a computer, I find your faith in technology amusing.

What do you get when you mix cigarettes in hot water? A soggy butt.

“He who laughs last, thinks slowest.”

In the 60’s, people took acid to make the world appear weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.