oneliners
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Steve Wright VI
in JokesI had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out. I installed a skylight in my apartment…. The people who live above me are furious! All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs synthetic hairballs for ceramic cats. The lady across the hall…
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What’s in a Name?
in JokesWhy has Edward Woodward got 4 d’s in his name? If he hadn’t he would be Ewar Woowar!
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Health Nuts…
in JokesHealth nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.
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Actual Headlines
in JokesSomething Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? Prostitutes Appeal to Pope Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax Miners Refuse to Work after Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant Stolen Painting Found by Tree Two…
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Death and Taxes?
in JokesIt used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course there’s shipping and handling, too.
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Rollerblading
in JokesWhat’s the hardest thing about rollerblading? Telling your parents that you are gay.
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Extra Cent
in JokesIf someone says, “A penny for your thoughts,”, and you give them your two cents worth, what happens to the other penny?