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Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

If you put a slinky on an escalator, would it go forever?

Who eats cereal and plays golf? Tony the Tiger Woods.

What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.

Creativity is great, but plagiarism is faster.

Play or chat about games in here.

Why was Johnny’s math book sad? It had too many problems!

What do soccer players drink? Penaltea!

Turn your Pentium into a gameboy…Type “WIN” at the prompt.

Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter. – Tommy Cooper

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