oneliners
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Kind of Makes You Think 19
in JokesWhy is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that’s falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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Kiss His Ring
in JokesThe difference between the Pope and your boss…. The Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
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Snakes in Court
in JokesWhy do snakes always lose in court? Answer: They don’t have a leg to stand on!
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Some More oneliners II
in JokesShe used to have a broad mind and a narrow waist; now it’s the other way round. It was a very emotional wedding; even the cake was in tiers. Psychic wanted â you know why, and where to apply. I don’t think they really wanted me in the marching band â they gave me a…
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Steve Wright I
in JokesRight now I’m having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before. I got a new shadow. I had to get rid of the other one . . . It wasn’t doing what I was doing. I was in the grocery store. I saw a sign that said, “pet…
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Ladies’ Bumper Stickers
in JokesSo Many Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me. God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends. My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips. Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog. Coffee, Chocolate, Men … Some Things Are Just Better Rich. Don’t Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen…