oneliners
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Blowin’ In The Wind
in JokesWhat did the tornado say to the pecan tree? “Hold onto your nuts, this is not your average blow job!” What has four hands and eats aunts? Two uncles. What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? Usually an onion with long ears, but sometime you get a piece of ass…
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Class Reunion
in JokesI recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school. I didn’t want to go because I’ve put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.
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Wife & Job
in JokesQ. What’s the difference between your wife and your job ? A. After 5 years your job will still suck.
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Enzymes and Hormones
in JokesWhat’s the difference between an enzyme and a hormone? You can’t hear an enzyme!
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Grocery List
in JokesGrocery List; (noun) A piece of paper you spend half an hour writing, and then forget to take with you to the store.