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What do you call a herd of white people? Avalanche What do you call a herd of black people? Mudslide What do you call a herd of mexicans? Jailbreak!

Here is some random advice to make you smile… MEN have 2 heads and WOMEN have 4 lips. The American Dental Association says semen cuts plaque and tartar by 77%. Suck a dick and save a smile… If you have sex 365 times a year, and if you melted down all of the condoms to…

Q: What do you call a schizophrenic Buddhist? A: Someone who is at two with the universe.

My computer is so old, it has a VHS slot instead of a CD/DVD slot!!!

What did Spock find in the toilet? The captain’s log.

How come we choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?

What is the fastest way to double your money? By folding it in half

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.

Who is the ugliest member of wocka? [Name Removed – This joke offends some users – Joke awaiting deletion]

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

If to give a man a fish, he eats for a day, but if you teach a man to fish… He has to buy a license, poles, bait, and sit on his behind for four hours.

too much to pay for corn ([a] buck an ear)