oneliners
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Fun Quiz 2
in JokesWhat did one glass say to another glass? Lets have a break. What did one ghost say to another ghost? Do you believe in people? What did one chair say to another chair? Here comes another bum.
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A New Flagpole
in JokesI’m so depressed. My doctor refused to write me a prescription for Viagra. He said it would be like putting a new flagpole on a condemned building.
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Thong Wire?
in JokesQ – What do barbed wire and a thong have in common? A – Both protect the property, but neither obstruct the view.
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Ok, This is Kind of Lame…
in JokesIf ham is Canadian bacon, then what the heck do you Canadians call bacon?
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More Strange Word Fun
in JokesA hangover is the wrath of grapes. Corduroy pillows are making headlines. Is a book on voyeurism a peeping tome? Dancing cheek-to-cheek is really a form of floor play. Banning the bra was a big flop. Sea captains don’t like crew cuts. Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? A successful diet is the triumph…
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A Wise Man
in JokesA wise man once said. I Don’t know ask A Girl! A wise man Once Said. Life sucks and then we die.
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Biting Bugs…
in JokesHygiene Teacher: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects? Jose: Don’t bite any.