oneliners
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One in One Million
in JokesChina has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
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A Very Dry Snoop Dogg
in JokesJoke: Why does Snoop Dogg Carry an umbrella? Answer: For Drizzle my nizzle
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Here About The…
in JokesHey, did you hear about the… Paper company that folded? Brake company on the skids? Bra manufacturers that went bust? Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary? Cigarette company that went up in smoke? Baker who was short of dough? Refrigerator manufacturer that had its assets frozen? Corset firm that felt…
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Kind of Makes You Think 15
in JokesWhy do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?