oneliners
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$1,000,000
in JokesDid you hear about the new Polish million dollar lotery? You get a dollar a year for a million years!!!
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Which is It?
in JokesHow can you tell the difference between a violin and a fiddle? Look at the audience!
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Some Groucho Marx Quotes
in JokesRoom service? Send up a larger room. Who are you going to believe; me, or your own eyes? A child of five could understand this. Fetch me a child of five. I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception. One morning I shot an elephant in my…
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Hillary, Monica, and Bill
in Jokes“For Gods sakes Bill! Help her find it!.” ~Hillary after walking in with Monica on her hands and knees in front of Bill
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Sunshine Friendship
in JokesHow can you be sad when you are at the Sunshine Happiness Parade of Friendly Friends?
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What Do You Get When You Cross a Scottish…
in JokesQ: What do you get when you cross a Scottish sheep with a Peruvian Mountain Goat? A: The Dolly Llama.