oneliners
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From Start to Finish
in JokesThe trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.
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Batty Books
in JokesGhost Stories by I.C. Spooks Rocket to the sun by R.U.Nuts Your Book of Glamour by Q.T Pie The Camel Ride by Major Bum – issore How to Grow Shorter by Neil Down How to Grow Taller by Stan Dup
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Definitions of the Spanish Royal Academy of the Language
in JokesLOVE: A word involving four letters, two vowels, two consonants and two idiots. It refers to a disease that can be cured by marriage. ARCHITECT: A guy not “macho” enough to be an engineer and not queer enough to be an interior designer. TO DANCE: It refers to the vertical frustration of a horizontal desire.…
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Man and car
in JokesMen who walk in front of car get tired. Men who walk in back of car get exhausted.
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Blowin’ In The Wind
in JokesWhat did the tornado say to the pecan tree? “Hold onto your nuts, this is not your average blow job!” What has four hands and eats aunts? Two uncles. What do you get when you cross an onion with a donkey? Usually an onion with long ears, but sometime you get a piece of ass…
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Class Reunion
in JokesI recently went to my 30th class reunion from nursery school. I didn’t want to go because I’ve put on maybe 90 or 100 pounds since then.