oneliners
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Ultimate Embarrassment
in JokesWhat’s a man’s ultimate embarrassment? Having an erection, walking into a wall, and hurting his nose.
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I Love Being Married…
in JokesI love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
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3 Eyes & Green
in JokesQ: What’s green, has 3 eyes, sharp teeth, and blood on its face? A: I don’t know, but it’s on your shoulder!
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Lorenz’s Law of Mechanical Repair:
in JokesAfter your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
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Public Speaking
in JokesSpeak your mind out when you’re angry. You’ll make the best speech you’ll ever live to regret.
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A Few Questions
in JokesWhy do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them? Why do people who know the least know it the loudest? If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off? If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound? When it rains,…