oneliners

Talk about anything you want here. O.K. I will. You really need to quit submitting jokes like this. Anyjoke agree with me?

Remember- There’s a light at the end of every tunnel… just hope it’s not a train!

Virginity is like a balloon. One prick and it’s gone!

I hate sex in the movies. Tried it once. The seat folded up, the drink spilled and that ice, well, it really chilled the mood.

It takes fewer muscles to smile than to frown – and fewer still to ignore someone completely.

Send private messages to your friends.

Why do firemen use red suspenders? To hold their pants up!!!

How do you tell a boy chromosome from a girl chromosome? Pull down their genes.

If we learn by our mistakes, some of us are getting one great education!

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Eat right, stay fit, die anyway!

Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.