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Never accept a drink from a urologist, nor a friendly handshake from a proctologist.

Do Roman paramedics refer to an IV as a four?

If at first you don’t succeed … avoid skydiving.

Then there were the three bears. One married a giraffe. The other two put him up to it.

Q: What is the President Bush’s new fitness program to get people walking again? A: GAS at $3/gallon Q: When visiting India what did George W think upon seeing a woman with a red dot on her forehead? A: Holy Shit!!!! She must’ve been hunting with Cheney Q: Whats the best birthday gift you can…

What can a picnic table do that a musician can’t do? Support a family of six!

What’s green and runs round the garden? The hedge!

One of the greatest labor-saving inventions today is tomorrow.

Possessing only ten teeth. (deca-dent)

My survey which I conducted said that 8 out of 4 people don’t understand fractions.

If flattery gets you nowhere, try bribery.

MADE YOU LOOK!