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  • Actual Headlines (3)

    British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Hospitals are Sued…

  • Geico

    Yo momma’s like Geico: so easy a caveman could do it.

  • End to End

    If all those sweet young things were laid end to end – I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.

  • Squirrel

    Why did the squirrel go to the acorn shop? He broke his nuts on something!

  • Uh Oh…

    You know you’re screwed when you fall in love with a woman you see at the mall, then realize that she is your sister.

  • Polar Bear in Jungle

    Q)what do you call a polar bear in the jungle? A)lost!

  • 1957…Remember?

    The following were some comments made in the year 1957: (1) “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.” (2) “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $5,000 will only…

  • Another Usage of Wocka?

    Post rejected Braingle brain teasers here.

  • Mommy?

    What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Is that you, mommy?”

  • Constitution

    Why did our founding fathers expressed equality, but the constitution says people born in other countries can’t be president?

  • Conway’s Law

    In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.