oneliners
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Quotes From Famous Women
in JokesI think – therefore I’m single. (Lizz Winstead) In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman. (Margaret Thatcher) When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. (Elayne Boosler) I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I…
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Why are Democrats Better…
in JokesWhy are Democrats better than Republicans in bed? You’ve never heard of getting a good piece of elephant, have you?
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A Really Boring Person
in JokesYou know that you’re a really boring person when someone steals your identity and then tries to give it back.
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List of Marriage oneliners
in JokesGetting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that. After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, “You know, I was a fool when I married you.” She replied, “Yes, dear,…
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Gynecologists
in JokesWhy do Gynecologists retire at a younger age that other doctors? They get tunnel vision!
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Some More oneliners
in JokesI bought a book called “How to Hug,” and when I got it home, found it was volume 7 of an encyclopedia. I phoned the gym, and asked if they could teach me to do the splits. The girl asked if I was flexible, and I said I couldn’t do Tuesdays.