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in JokesBritish Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half New Vaccine May Contain Rabies Man Minus Ear Waives Hearing Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing Air Head Fired Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni Bank Drive-in Window Blocked by Board Hospitals are Sued…
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End to End
in JokesIf all those sweet young things were laid end to end â I wouldn’t be a bit surprised.
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1957…Remember?
in JokesThe following were some comments made in the year 1957: (1) “I’ll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it’s going to be impossible to buy a week’s groceries for $20.00.” (2) “Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won’t be long when $5,000 will only…
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Constitution
in JokesWhy did our founding fathers expressed equality, but the constitution says people born in other countries can’t be president?
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Conway’s Law
in JokesIn any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.