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Hey, did you hear about the… Paper company that folded? Brake company on the skids? Bra manufacturers that went bust? Surgeon who was forced to take a cut in his salary? Cigarette company that went up in smoke? Baker who was short of dough? Refrigerator manufacturer that had its assets frozen? Corset firm that felt…

What did the Chinese people call their retarded son? Sum Ting Wong

What’s pink and fluffy? Pink fluff!

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

I don’t approve of political jokes. I’ve seen too many of them get elected.

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: “Buy one dog, get one flea…”

Q)Where do eskimo pigs live? A)In a pigloo.

No, of course it isn’t.

Just when you are finally happy with your life and eveything going on in your life…. You get married and ruin it!

I don’t know much about prison, but it sounds like a pain in the ass.

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