oneliners

Post rejected Braingle brain teasers here.

What did the porcupine say to the cactus? “Is that you, mommy?”

Why did our founding fathers expressed equality, but the constitution says people born in other countries can’t be president?

In any organization there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

What’s another name for a push-up bra? False advertisement

Q: What’s the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen? A: Snowballs

The word ‘function’ should never function as a verb.

If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again… It was probably worth it.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work. – Thomas Alva Edison.

She left him because he had a will of his own. And it wasn’t made out to her!

A woman’s breasts are like a child’s toys. They are meant for the child – but the husband is the one that usually ends up playing with them.

Remember, no-one is listening until you fart.