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1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control. 2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people can’t legally get married because the world needs more children. 3. Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children. 4. Gay marriage will…

We’re here on the airport, where a group of people have just arrived after being stranded on an island for more than a year.

What’s black and white and red all over? A newspaper.

What do you call a mouth without any teeth?- Grandma

what’s the difference between here and there? The letter T! 🙂 (Take away the T in there and you’ve got here!)

I had four cappuccinos at one time. I was bouncing off the walls. Good thing they were padded.

A really drunk guy is walking home from the bar and sees a pumpkin patch on the side of the road. He thinks how nice and squishy they must be on the inside, and decides to have a little fun with a pumpkin. He finds a big one, cuts a hole in it, and starts…

*Think of a letter between ** A and W. .. .. .. .. .. .. Repeat it out loud as you scroll down. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. **Keep going . . .. .. .. .. .. .. ** Don’t stop ** .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. Think of an…

Here are a few things to think about that you probably have never thought about. 1) Can you cry under water? 2) How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? 3) What disease did cured ham actually have? 4) How is it that we put man…

There’s a blind old lady who live with her 5 grand children. Every morning the kid’s got up and prepared to go to school, just before they left they each gave her a kiss and walk out at the same time she touches’ the kid’s face and call out their name. After school they each…

A large two-engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance, one of the engines broke down. “No problem,” the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down the line, the other engine broke down, and the train came to a standstill. The engineer decided he should inform the passengers…

You Know You’re From New York City When… 1.) You say “the city” and expect everyone to know that this means Manhattan. 2.) You have never been to the Statue of Liberty or the Empire State Building. 3.) You can get into a four-hour argument about how to get from Columbus Circle to Battery Park…