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These great questions and answers are from the “Hollywood Squares” game show. Responses were spontaneous and clever, not scripted and dull as they are now. Q. Do female frogs croak? A. Paul Lynde: If you hold their heads under water long enough. Q. If you’re going to make a parachute jump, at least how high…

With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person which almost went unnoticed last week. Larry La Prise, the man who wrote “The Hokey Pokey”, died peacefully at age 93. The most traumatic part for his family was…

Take a look at these 45 items and see if you find yourself relating and laughing until it hurts! More often than not, when someone is telling me a story all I can think about is that I can’t wait for them to finish so that I can tell my own story that’s not only…

A man and his wife were cleaning out their attic when the man found a shoe repair stub in the pocket of an old jacket. “Hey – check this out,” he said to his wife, “this stub is 20 years old. I wonder if the shop still has the shoes.” So the next day the…

SHOTGUN RULES: Ever have the problem of catching a ride with someone whose car doesn’t have much of a back seat? At times like these, it is important to know the rules of calling shotgun. Never again will you let someone take advantage of you because you don’t know the rules. Section I – General…

An old couple had been married for fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, the man took the woman on a trip, and they were to stay at an upscale hotel. When they got there, the woman told the bell boy, “This is an awful hotel. Why is it upscale? No windows, no bathroom, no…

What is Helen Keller’s favorite color? Corduroy.

If however you do need to take Viagra, remember to swallow them quickly otherwise you’ll get a stiff neck. A shipment of Viagra was highjacked today. Police have put out an All-Points bulletin: Be on the lookout for two hardened criminals! They will face a stiff sentence when convicted and they’ll surely be sent to…

1) When there’s only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn’t you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones. 4)…

It is with great regret and sorrow that I’m writing this. I had to elope with my new girlfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with you. I’ve been finding real passion with barbara and she is so nice even with all her piercing, tattoos, and her tight motorcycle clothes. But it’s not only…

By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was taken. ”You’ve got to have a room somewhere,” he pleaded. ”Or just a bed, I don’t care where.” ”Well, I do have a double room with one occupant, a Navy guy,” admitted the manager, ”and he might be glad to split…

Bread Is Dangerous 1. More than 98 percent of convicted felons are bread users. 2. Fully HALF of all children who grow up in bread consuming households score below average on standardized tests. 3. In the 18th century, when virtually all bread was baked in the home, the average life expectancy was less than 50…