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Bud Nelson, from New York, flew to Knock Airport in the west of Ireland on business. As he walked down the stairs from the plane onto the runway he noticed a small Irishman standing beside a long table with an assortment of Human Skulls. “What are you doing?” asked the American. “Oh, I’m selling skulls”,…

Fill in the blank: The one who says it cannot be done should never _________ the one who is doing it. Interrupt.

Here is a book never written. Extinction is Distinction by Dinah Soar

A newspaper reporter was writing a feature story about prison life and was interviewing one of the prisoners. “Do you watch much television here?” “Only the daytime shows,” the inmate said. “At night we’re locked in our cells and don’t see any television.” “That’s too bad,” the reporter said, “But I do think it is…

First, go to Wocka’s Joke Home Page. There you will see the Daily Joke of the Day. In that box, (in the bottom-right corner) there are 3 links. The bottom link says “Get Daily Jokes Via E-Mail”; that is what you click. Make sure we have your correct email address and press the button: Newsletter…

Can You Decipher This Phrase? H I L L Downhill!

Why was Jesus not born in France? Because they couldn’t find three wise men or a virgin.

When I was a young minister, a funeral director asked me to hold a grave side service for a homeless man with no family or friends. The funeral was to be at a cemetery way out in the country. This was a new cemetery and this man was the first to be laid to rest…

Teacher: Why do we sometimes call the middle ages as the dark ages? Betty: Because they had so many knights.

Q: Why did the hand cross the road? A: To get to the second-hand shop!

On clothes: do not iron while wearing. On a baby carriage: do not fold while in use.

byuuyntfifgjrfnbrft9tn …told you so.