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Who composed the Unfinished Symphony? Sherbet.

The road by my house was in bad condition. Every day, I dodged potholes on the way to work, so I was relieved to see a construction crew working on the road one morning. Later, on my way home, I noticed the men were gone and no improvement in the road. Where the crew had…

An undertaker had a busy day at work, and in front of him, was 3 new bodies that had been sent from the hospital. The first one his mouth opened wide. He then moved on to see the next joke. It too had opened his mouth widely. Surprised, he went over to the last joke.…

One night, I was just walking around, and something really strange happened. Every single black person that night took one look at me and decided to punch me square in the face. Repeatedly. It hurt. And I’m not just talking about one or two, I’m saying every single black person beat the crap out of…

1. M.U.D.D.- Must use Drugs Daily 2. A.D.I.D.A.S.-All day I Dream About Sex 3. P.M.S.- Pretty Mean Stuff 4. F.B.I. Federal Beauro of Idiots 5. C.I.A.-Clueless Idiots Agency 6. N.C.I.S.-Neurologically Challenged Imbocil Society 7. P.h.D. Pretty Happy Dyke 8. U.C.L.A. Unidentified Cunt Lickers Anonymous 9. A.R.A. Agency- Anti Redundancy Agency 10. N.R.A.- Never Redundant Agency

3 guys are driving down the road and realize that they all have to use the bathroom very badly. They come around a corner and see a sign “Green Gables next right”. So thye take the right turn and come up to Green Gables, they all jump out of the car and run insode to…

Here are some useless facts that you may enjoy… 1. The longest one-syllable word in the English language is “screeched.” 2. On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament Building is an American flag. 3. barbie’s measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33. 4. All of the clocks in Pulp Fiction…

One mistake my mom made when I was three: she taught me how to read the word napkin. The second mistake she made: I asked her why “napkins” were under the sink. She said they were for “special occasions” The third mistake she made: My mom asked me to set the table for the special…

It ain’t easy to be a dick; I’ve got a head I can’t think with, An eye I can’t see out of. I have to hang around with two nuts all the time. My closest neighbour is a real asshole. My best friend is a pussy. And every time I get excited, I throw up;…

“What I saw, it was burned into my mind forever.” “Well, that explains the red markings on your scalp.”

Once upon a time there was a mother duck and a father duck who had seven baby ducklings. Six of them were regular-looking ducklings. The seventh was a REALLY ugly duckling. Everyone used to say, “What a nice-looking bunch of ducklings— all except that one. Boy, he’s really ugly.” The really ugly duckling heard these…

Sign at an office: Would the person who removed the step ladder yesterday kindly bring it back or further steps will be taken.