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Yogi Berra is a famous baseball player who is most widely known for his renowned flubs. Here is a collection of the best. “This is like deja vu all over again.” “You can observe a lot just by watching.” “He must have made that before he died.” — Referring to a Steve McQueen movie. “I…

Love thy neighbor all through the day… but first make sure his wife’s away! Boyfriend: I’m going to buy us some condoms. Girlfriend: Why? You can’t fit all that in one! Boyfriend: You barely fit in a bra! Want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? A 2-year old boy, a 12-year old…

What is the similarity between Michael Jackson and a Playstation 2? They both are made of plastic, and they both get turned on by kids.

At long last the good-humored boss was compelled to call Fisk into his office. “It has not escaped my attention,” he pointed out, “that every time there’s a home game at the stadium you have to take your aunt to the doctor.” “You know, you’re right, sir,” exclaimed Fisk. “I didn’t realize it. You don’t…

170 The Cape of Good Hope is located in South Africa 171 Heathrow Airport is located in London 172 The neon lamp was invented by Georges Claude 173 The last letter of the Greek alphabet is Omega 174 The place known as the land of Lincoln is Illinois 175 The US state Utah is also…

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‘The Romance of Leprosy’, E Mackerchar 1949 ‘Why bring that up? a guide to seasickness’, J F Montague 1936 ‘Penetrating Wagner’s Ring’, John L Di Gaetanao 1978 ‘Constipation & our Civilization’, J C Thomson 1943 ‘A pictorial book of tongue coating’, Anon 1981 ‘A Government committee of Enquiry on the Light metal artificial Leg’, Captain…

Man 1: “Why have you painted your car red on one side and blue on the other?” Man 2: “So that if I bang into anyone, the witnesses will have a marvellous time in court contradicting each other!”

IDIOTS IN SERVICE This week, all our office phones went dead and I had to contact the telephone repair people. They promised to be out between 8:00 a.m. and 7:00 p.m. When I asked if they could give me a smaller time window, the pleasant gentleman asked, “Would you like us to call you before…

Depending on how you ask the questions, you can force the answer you seek! Remember 43% of polls are wrong, the other 78% are made up! Don’t jump to the answer, just scroll down. Take this test mentally, don’t write down your answers, and don’t shout them out. 1. Pick a number from 2 to…

1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks? 2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand? 3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know? 4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words? 5. Why do we say something…

George Carlin Speaks Out… I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am George Carlin. I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to…