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What starts with a p and ends with the letters orn? Popcorn! What were you thinking? What starts with a f and ends with the letters uck? Firetruck! What were you thinking? What starts with a b and ends with the letters itch? Bewitch! What were you thinking?

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Announcing the new Built-in Orderly Organized Knowledge device, otherwise known as the BOOK. It’s a revolutionary breakthrough in technology: no wires, no electric circuits, no batteries, nothing to be connected or switched on. It’s so easy to use even a child can operate it. Just lift its cover. Compact and portable, it can be used…

Two women were sitting beside each other in the airport. “Where are you flying to?”, the woman on the right asked. With an attitude, the other replied “You should never end a sentece with the word ‘to’”. “Ok”, said the woman on the right. “Where are you flying to, bitch?”

An Army brat was boasting about his father to a Navy brat. “My dad is an engineer. He can do everything. Do you know the Alps?” “Yes,” said the Navy brat. “My dad has built them.” Then the navy kid spoke: “And do you know the Dead Sea?” “Yes.” “It’s my dad who’s killed it!”

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An old lady walks into a bank and says, “I would like to set up an account.” The man at the desk says, “Okay, how much would you like to deposit?” The woman replies, “$5,000.” “Wow!” says the man, “where did you get all of that?” “I like to make bets.” “What type of bets?”…

72 = best score in golf.

One time I went school shopping… AND BOUGHT THREE SCHOOLS!!!

No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota. If his wife so requests, law mandates that he must brush his teeth. Warn your hubby that after lovemaking in Ames, Iowa, he isn’t allowed to take more than three gulps…

Tips for calling a business that has an answering service. When you get the answering service, please remember these vital tips. 1) When you call a lockout company, make sure you give the operator the telephone number on your account. It’s considered proper procedure for the locksmith to drive to the office to look up…

7 + 7 + 7 = Jackpot!