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As most young, weak, and smart kids are, Ken was picked on constantly by the bullies in school. They stole his lunch, they beat him up and just made his life downright miserable. It took him a couple of weeks to find a way to get back at these bullies and when he figured out…

Haven’t I seen you on TV? Well yes I do appear off and on, how do you like me? Off.

SUBJECT: Soap Saga Attached is some correspondence which actually occurred between a London hotel’s staff and one of its guests. The London hotel involved submitted this to the Sunday Times. No name was mentioned. WHAT TO DO WITH ALL THOSE “FREE” SOAPS WHEN TRAVELLING Dear Maid, Please do not leave any more of those little…

Two good old boys, Bubba and Junior have been promoted from Privates to Sergeants. Not long after, they’re out for a walk and Bubba says, “Hey, Junior, there’s the NCO Club. Let’s you and me stop in and have a drink.” “But we’s privates,” protests Junior. “We’s sergeants now,” says Bubba, pulling him inside. “Now,…

Do you know why there are no Wal-Marts in Iraq? Because there are so many Targets.

Dozen^2 = Gross.

Stressed out…try some of these relaxing tidbits 🙂 1. Jam tiny marshmallows up your nose and try to sneeze them out. (This one is great to teach nieces and nephews!) 2. Use your Mastercard to pay your Visa bill. (Even better to call after doing it and say you didn’t authorize it and want to…

Here is a guy that doesn’t know English well that is going to a restaurant in Virginia: Waiter: Welcome sir, have a seat. The waiter sent him to a solo table. The guy: Happy birthday, sir! Waiter: It’s not my birthday today. The guy: Oh I mean thank you sir. I don’t really know how…

A fellow in a bar noticed a woman, always alone, come in on a fairly regular basis. After the second week, he made his move. “No, thank you.” she said politely. “This may sound rather odd in this day and age, but I’m keeping myself pure until I meet the man I love.” “That must…

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Ozone created by electric cars now killing millions in the seventh largest country in the world, California. White minorities still trying to have English recognized as California’s third language. Spotted Owl plague threatens northwestern United States crops & livestock. Baby conceived naturally; Scientists stumped. Authentic year 2000 “Chad” sells at Sotheby’s for $1.6 million. Castro…

A newfie is walking down Yonge street in Toronto and sees a store front. The only thing inside are 2 guys sitting on stools. The newfie walks in and says “Hey what are you guys selling?” The one guy, recognizing the accent as being newfie, says “we’re selling assholes!” The newfie responds “HOLY SHIT! Business…