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Coca-Cola was originally green. Every day more money is printed for Monopoly than the US Treasury. Hershey’s Kisses are called that because the machine that makes them looks like it’s kissing the conveyor belt. 1/4 of LA is taken up of automobiles. The state with the highest percentage of people who walk to work: Alaska.…

Sometimes advertisers get it all wrong. Here are some funny examples of advertising campaigns that ended up being entirely inappropriate. 1. Coors put its slogan, “Turn it loose,” into Spanish, where it was read as “Suffer from diarrhea”. 2. Clairol introduced the “Mist Stick”, a curling iron, into German only to find out that “mist”…

Why can’t Osama sleep with any of his 5 wives? Because all he sees is bush.

4 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? A policeman. What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak. There is a Mexican, a French, a Italian, and an American. Their boat was getting too heavy so they decided to throw off some cargo. The Frenchmen tossed off a bottle…

A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer. “What a terrible voice!” he said. “Do you know who she is?” “Yes,” was the answer. “She is my wife.” “Oh, I beg your pardon.” The man said, “Of course her voice is not bad, but…

This list shows all your Wocka Buddies. To add someone to this list: First, find your buddy and click on their name. This brings up their profile. Then, in the Buddy list box it will say Add _______ to your buddy list. __ people have _______ listed as their buddy. ______ has ___ people has…

In a toilet of an office: TOILET OUT OF ORDER. PLEASE USE FLOOR BELOW. In a department store: barGAIN BASEMENT UPSTAIRS In an office: WILL THE PERSON WHO TOOK THE STEPLADDER YESTERDAY PLEASE BRING IT BACK OR FURTHER STEPS WILL BE TAKEN. In an office lunchroom: AFTER TEA BREAK STAFF SHOULD EMPTY THE TEAPOT AND…

One day my cousin says, “Oh, I love your hair. Show me how you do it!” “OK,” I reply. “OK?” my cousin says; “you’re not supposed to say OK! You’re supposed to have a temper tantrum and scream, ‘No! It’s MY secret and I’m not going to tell you!’ OK?” “You’re just being stupid as…

Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient! Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name. Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite. The average person’s field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle. To find out if…

It was a sweltering hot day when three guys, Arnold, Bobby and Calvin, were walking along a never-ending path in a park. Arnold: It sure is hot! I’d like a vanilla cone very much. Bobby: Yeah, my shirt’s soak with sweat. I’d give 10 bucks for a strawberry cone. Calvin: Well I’d give 20 bucks…

A Jewish anthropologist, Benny Steinfeld, was working in the desert near Israel when he happened upon an odd looking vase. After cleaning it he pried open the lid and was astonished when a genie sprang from the container and granted him 3 wishes. Steinfeld wished for enormous wealth, huge land holdings and a bevy of…

200 The term ‘astrology’ literally means Star Speech 201 Togo is situated in Africa 202 Coal is also known as Black Diamond 203 The first boxer to win 3 gold medals in Olympics was Laszlo Papp 204 The first ruler who started war games for his soldiers was Genghis Khan 205 The first cross word…