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In Cleveland, Ohio, it’s illegal to catch mice without a hunting license. Dr. Seuss coined the word “nerd” in his 1950 book “If I Ran the Zoo.” It takes 3,000 cows to supply the NFL with enough leather for a year’s supply of footballs. Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating…

10. There’s potpourri hanging from his/her collar. 9. The dog’s nails have been cut with pinking shears. 8. The dog toys are all stored in McCoy crocks. 7. The pooper scooper has been decorated with raffia bows. 6. That telltale lemon slice in the new silver water bowl. 5. You find liver and whole wheat…

Mary had a little lamb, And a little pony too, She put the pony in a field, And the lamb into a stew!!

When in a bar, you can order a drink called a “Chuck Norris”. It is also known as a “Bloody Mary”, if your name happens to be Mary. Every time Chuck Norris smiles, someone dies. Unless he smiles while he’s roundhouse kicking someone in the face. Then two people die. Some people ask for a…

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Wat is die toppunt van geraas? 2 geraamtes wat woellig spyker op n sinkdak met n coke blikkie as n kondoom!

Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.

A girl was eating lunch in the cafeteria and she was laughing and talking to all friends. But as you know, it is very distracting to talk while you’re eating. So she goes to put a french fry into her mouth and before anyone notices, she looks down because, you guessed it, she missed her…

Some items have the strangest directions/ warnings. Here are a few I’ve noticed. On a toilet plunger: Do not use as an umbrella. On a carton of milk: May contain dairy products. On a tricycle: Will hurt if on top of someone. On popcorn: Will pop if heated. On candy: Directions: Take of wrapper, insert…

I did not kill my lovely wife, I did not slash her with a knife. I did not bonk her on the head, I did not know that she was dead. I stayed at home that fateful night, I took a cab, then took a flight. The bag I had was just for me. My…

Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn’t control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, “Give me all your money or I’ll shoot,” the man shouted, “That’s not what I said!”

I AM NOT A RACIST PERSON, I JUST FIND THIS FUNNY. There was once a rich pakistani. His name was Azif. (As if)