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One evening, a woman received an unexpected call from a ticket clerk at a major airline. He read a list of names and asked if she knew any of the people. “Yes,” she said, “they’re all friends of my son. How can I help you?” “The crew was cleaning a plane, and they found this…

A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party in a couple of days. The husband tells his wife to go to the store and get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes to the bedroom where there laid out on the bed was a Superman…

1. Regular naps prevent old age…. especially if you take them while driving. 2. Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee. 3. Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband! 4. They said we should all pay our tax with…

What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

Once upon a time 5 Indians captured 3 Americans and they said to go get fruit or they’ll beat them up. The 1st guy comes back with apples and the Indians tell him to shove 10 apples up his butt. He says “Ok – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” then he dies and goes to…

“I’m very sorry sir, but I don’t have my homework with me- I left my bag on the bus.” “Well done! A+”

Why is a pool table green? Because if someone racked your balls you’d be green too.

Test for Dementia “It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.” Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert The saying; “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain, so..…

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Weird: STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when THEIR team is winning. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the…

60 The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson 61 The earlier name of Sri Lanka was Ceylon 62 The UNO was formed in the year 1945 63 UNO stands for United Nations Organisation 64 The independence day of South Korea is celebrated on 15th August 65 `Last Judgement’was the first painting of an Italian painter…

Two friends, Al and Mike, were walking through the woods, when suddenly a snake jumped up and bit Mike on the penis. He was quickly down on the ground writhing in pain, so Al yelled,”Wait here while I run and get help!” So Al runs into town, gets to the doctors office, and tells him…

Here is snippet of section A of the curious multiple-choice entrance exam into the exclusive puzzle club. 1. The first question with B as the correct answer is: A. 1 B. 4 C. 3 D. 2 2. The answer to Question 4 is: A. D B. A C. B D. C 3. The answer to…