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Fill in the blank to this odd analogy. Quiz is to quizzical as test is to _______

Mike and Joe, two buddies, were talking when Joe asked, “Hey Mike, do you have a rake?” “No,” Mike replied. Joe questioned, “Well, then will ask your sister to come to my house this weekend to help with something?” Mike, even though he thought this was a strange request, consented, and later talked his sister…

1. I had someone ask for an aisle seat so that their hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window. 2. A client called in inquiring about a package to Hawaii. After going over all the cost information, she asked, “Would it be cheaper to fly to California and then take the train…

1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago. 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York. 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic: New Jersey. 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator: Boston. 5. One hand…

You Know You’re Addicted to Harry Potter When… 1.) You make a wand and try to use it. 2.) You call your least favorite teacher Snape. 3.) You call your favorite teacher Dumbledore. 4.) You wear robes to school or work. 5.) You make “floo powder”, get in the fire, and try to go to…

How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I’ll tell you tomorrow!

Have you heard the one about the home security guard who got fired for saving his boss’s life? One day the guard dreamed the his boss was going to be in a plane crash on a business trip to Zimbabwe. Upon learning that his boss was soon going to be flying to Zimbabwe he told…

dum guy calls Air India. “How long does it take to fly to Amritsar?” “Just a sec,” says the rep. Thank you.” says the dum guy and hangs up. >Once a dum guy was travelling on a train. He felt sleepy so he gave the guy sitting opposite him on the train 20 rupees to…

I am sure most people have heard of or watched the popular show the Ozbournes and still more people have Heard Ozzy sing. My question is how can Ozzy sing if he can’t talk???

I was a new Army basic trainee at Fort McClellan, and one requirement was a demanding 12-mile march. We got started at 6 a.m. and were pumped up for the trek. An hour later, feeling the heavy load of our packs, we wondered if the end would ever come. “Men,” our sergeant yelled, “you’re doing…

In 1634, tulip bulbs were a form of currency in Holland. A male kangaroo is called a boomer. Penguins have an organ above their eyes that converts sea water to fresh water. Bamboo makes up 99% of a panda’s diet. The first human-made object to break the sound barrier was a whip. Beavers were once…

The newspaper obituary operator received a phone call. The woman on the other end asked, “How much do funeral notices cost?” “Five dollars per word, ma’am,” came the response. “Good, do you have a paper and pencil handy?” “Yes, ma’am.” “Okay, write this: ‘Cohen died.’ ” “I’m sorry, ma’am, I forgot to tell you there’s…