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The Perfect Breakfast: You’re sitting at the table and: your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties…. your mistress is on the cover of Playboy … and your wife is on the back of the milk carton…

If you’re going to go down, go down with style. Failing your final exam can actually be an amusing experience, depending on what you make of it. Here are some suggestions… 1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say, “Oh geez, better get cracking.” and do…

During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. “Your jeep stuck, sir?” asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside. “Nope,” replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the keys, “Yours is.”

What color is red? True or false?

I’m so bad my imaginary friend left me.

A hurricane blew across the Caribbean. It didn’t take long for the expensive yacht to be swamped by high waves, sinking without a trace. There were only two survivors: the boat’s owner, Dr. Jones and the steward, Jack who managed to swim to the closest island. After reaching the deserted strip of land, the steward…

Mystery All my life has been a mystery You and I were never ever meant to be Thats why I call my love for you… a mystery. Different country You and I have always lived in different countries And I know that airline tickets don’t grow on a tree So what kept us apart is…

Whats faster than a speeding bullet, more powerfull than a locomotive, able to leap tall buildings and has a carpark? Super market

It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home, and was pulled over by a state trooper. Upon being tested, the fellow couldn’t walk a straight line any more than he could drive one, so the trooper wrote out a ticket and had just given it to the driver before…

1. Did you hear about the man who had a shower without getting his hair wet? He was bald! 2. Did you hear about the boy who was named after his father? His name was Dad!

Bob was joining the army and they were handing out rifles when he arrived, so he got in line. When it got to Bob, they had run out of guns. The man issuing rifles gave him a broom ”This is a magic broom — point it at anyjoke, say ‘Bangity bangity bang,’ and they will…

It was opening night at the theatre and people came from miles around to see the the very famous hypnotist do his stuff. As the hypnotist took to the stage, he announced, “Unlike most stage hypnotists who invite two or three people up onto the stage to be put into a trance, I intend to…