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After trying a new shampoo for the first time, a guy fired off an enthusiastic letter of approval to the manufacturer. Several weeks later he came home from work to a large carton in the middle of the floor. Inside were free samples of the many products the company produced: soaps, detergents, tooth paste, and…

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14. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall wall of your neighbor; then say, “Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?” 13. Fill a balloon with creamed corn. Rush into the stall with your hand over your mouth and…

THIS JOKE IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYjoke There’s this guy Joe who has a parrot that he adores. Well, Joe has to go on a trip and doesn’t know what to do about his parrot. Three of his buddies, who live together, offer to take him in. The three guys are Norwegian, Swiss, and…

A guy walked up to this little boy and asked what was closer, ( it was a joke) the moon or the Cayman Islands. The little boy said, “The moon, because you can’t see the Caymen Islands, but you can see the moon.” The guy decided to show some people on the streets this fine…

Teacher: “Can someone tell me three kinds of triangles? Yes, Jimmy?” Jimmy: “OK, so there’s right, isosceles, and you, your husband, and the mailman.” The class laughed. “OK, young man. Now you’re going straight to the principal.” said the teacher. And the principal laughed too.

I see London, I see France, I see your underpants.

Remember, old folks are worth a fortune; they have silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet, and gas in their stomachs. You’re getting old when you don’t care where your wife goes, just so long as you don’t have to go along too. You’re getting old…

UNIX Airways Everyone brings one piece of the plane along when they come to the airport. They all go out on the runway and put the plane together piece by piece, arguing non-stop about what kind of plane they are supposed to be building. Air DOS Everyjoke pushes the airplane until it glides, then they…

Two neighbours were talking to each other. One said to the other “Have you told your son to stop imitating me?” The other one replied “Yes. Yesterday I went up to him and said ‘Stop acting such a fool!’…”

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Q: Why don’t they have fireworks at Euro Disney? A: Because every time they shoot them off, the French try to surrender.