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Once upon a time 5 Indians captured 3 Americans and they said to go get fruit or they’ll beat them up. The 1st guy comes back with apples and the Indians tell him to shove 10 apples up his butt. He says “Ok – 1, 2, 3, 4, 5…” then he dies and goes to…

“I’m very sorry sir, but I don’t have my homework with me- I left my bag on the bus.” “Well done! A+”

Why is a pool table green? Because if someone racked your balls you’d be green too.

Test for Dementia “It’s that time of year to take our annual senior citizen test.” Exercise of the brain is as important as exercise of the muscles. As we grow older, it’s important that we keep mentally alert The saying; “If you don’t use it, you will lose it” also applies to the brain, so..…

I believe five out of four people have trouble with fractions. Weird: STRESSED spelled backwards is DESSERTS. No one ever says “It’s only a game,” when THEIR team is winning. Since Americans throw rice at weddings, do Asians throw hamburgers? If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the…

60 The famous British one-eyed Admiral was Nelson 61 The earlier name of Sri Lanka was Ceylon 62 The UNO was formed in the year 1945 63 UNO stands for United Nations Organisation 64 The independence day of South Korea is celebrated on 15th August 65 `Last Judgement’was the first painting of an Italian painter…

Two friends, Al and Mike, were walking through the woods, when suddenly a snake jumped up and bit Mike on the penis. He was quickly down on the ground writhing in pain, so Al yelled,”Wait here while I run and get help!” So Al runs into town, gets to the doctors office, and tells him…

Here is snippet of section A of the curious multiple-choice entrance exam into the exclusive puzzle club. 1. The first question with B as the correct answer is: A. 1 B. 4 C. 3 D. 2 2. The answer to Question 4 is: A. D B. A C. B D. C 3. The answer to…

One night I was feeling lonely, so I went to my girlfriend’s house. She wasn’t expecting me, but I was able to calm her down. She was a bit hesitant, but I didn’t think anything of it. I got her into the bed finally, and you know what happens next. In the morning, when I…

“Grade inflation,” where assigned grades creep higher and higher, is a concern for teachers. What’s the logical limit of grade inflation? F – Student appears to be a multicellular organism. D – Student has mastered many autonomic bodily functions. C – Student can operate a writing instrument without harming self or others. B – Student…

A man was travelling at 180 miles per hour on a motorway and was pulled over by the traffic police. The man asked: “Sorry officer, was I driving too fast?” The policeman replied, “No, you were flying too low…”

A man escaped jail by digging a hole from his jail cell to the outside world. When finally his work was done, he emerged in the middle of a preschool playground. “I’m free, I’m free!” he shouted. “So what,” said a little girl. “I’m four.”