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You are young and beautiful, have 2 university degrees, and are fluent in 3 languages. You have long blonde hair, long legs and a killer smile and you want to earn a salary no less than 100 000$ per year. That’s nice. But we need a plumber.

It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on the front door. “Please let me in,” says the man desperately. “I forgot to buy a turkey, and my wife will kill me if I don’t come home with one.” “Okay,” says the butcher, “let me see…

What does this represent? W A T E R Waterfall!

The sheriff of the small Kansas town pulled over a Porsche that was doing 75 miles per hour in a 35 mile an hour zone. The man behind the wheel, a Chicago commodities trader, was steaming. When he was finally brought before the local magistrate, he exploded, “I can’t believe you stopped me. This town…

On our last venture out for Christmas shopping, we had bought a few gadgets for the younguns and then realized we didn’t have any batteries. I stepped over to the counter to get the batteries, but I couldn’t attract any clerk’s attention. I waited a while then said to April, “I’ll get someone’s attention. Stay…

Can you decipher this phrase? U P Broken up!

You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile Storage Facility. We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the tone, please leave your name, number, and target or list of targets, and we’ll launch as soon as we can. And have a nice day.

Paddy:- “Hello, is that 77 77 77? Can you call 911, my finger is stuck in the 7”

Q: What did judge say when the skunk came in the court ? A: Odor in the court.

How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind, and you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot – but you can’t! 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise…

Shirts must have too much room, look what people have written on them… Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. I love deadlines. I especially like the…

A gentleman walks into bar, and to his horror, sees a screaming naked lady tied to the wall while the bartender licks her! The guy runs out and calles the police.He is even more horrified when the police say there is nothing they can do; the bartender has lick-her (liquor) license.