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A man and a woman are in a lamaze class, and the woman is 7 months pregnant. In this class, the lamaze instructor is trying to get the husbands to understand what their wives are going through. All the men put on fake bellies, and the lamaze instructor walks up to the first man and…

This guy loved living in Staten Island, but he wasn’t crazy about the ferry. If you missed a ferry late at night, you had to spend the next hour or so wandering the deserted streets of lower Manhattan. So, when he spotted a ferry no more than fifteen feet from the dock, he decided he…

While fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He knew how to swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting an old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted, “Are there any alligators around here?” The beachcomber shouted back, “Nah! We ain’t seen gators in…

My son is proof that anyone can be successful enough to drive a BMW or Mercedes. And besides, he looks so cute in his valet parking attendant uniform.

Q: What goes, “KCAUQ, KCAUQ”? A: A duck flying backwards!

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone called 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caused him to faint. “It was enough to make anyjoke faint,” he said. “My son asked me for…

Three men are traveling in the Amazon, a German, an American, and a Mexican, and they get captured by some Amazons. The head of the tribe says to the German, “What do you want on your back for your Amazonian whipping?” The German responds, “I will take oil!” So they put oil on his back,…

A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded with another mailed photo — of handcuffs.

A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught a judge just as he was about to leave, and asked him to marry them. He asked if they had a license and, when they didn’t, sent them off to get one. They caught the town clerk just as he was locking up,…

Everyone knows that common phrase, meaning, ‘COME ON, I NEED TO GET LUCKY!’ Well, whenever I need to get lucky, I say, Daddy needs a new pair o’ pants! (Come on, winter is coming!)

One day barney was driving his “Drugmobile” down the street and a cop pulled him over, said; “Something screwy is goin’ on here, hey don’t I know you!” and was about to put handcuffs on barney but, barney quickly said: “Oh crap, there’s a J-Walker” and ran away to his drug mobile. The cop said:…