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When I was growing up I never bothered to learn French. So I tried very hard to avoid French in general, since I didn’t know any of it. It was very hard to avoid… …since my family spoke french…

A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three members of a motorcycle gang walked in. The first walked up to the old man and pushed his cigarette into the old man’s pie, and then took a seat at the counter. The second walked up to the old man and spat into…

Which is faster, hot or cold? Hot, because you can catch a cold!

Once upon a time, there was a prince who was under a terrible spell. He could only say one word per year. Then one day, he saw a beautiful princess. He fell in love with her. He vowed to ask her hand in marriage. However, because of the spell, he had to wait for 7…

Have I ever told you about my uncle Jeffy? Well, as a kid my uncle Jeffy lost all of his hair, and everyone thought he was sick, so he went to a doctor. The doctor told him “Jeffy, you are not sick.” He was right because, later in life, Jeffy was in school and walked…

What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? “Get in the Batmobile, Robin!”

A man has been down on his luck and has not been with a woman for a very long time and to make matters worse he only has 2 dollars to his name. He goes to a local brothel and asks the owner if he can have a good time there for 2 dollars. “2…

A guy gets a new job at a bubble gum shop. One day a guy comes in and asks, “How much is your gum?” So the guy replies, “I don’t know.” The customer walks out and the manager comes in and says, “You should of said 50 cents.” Another customer comes in and asks, “How…

A shark is the only animal that can blink both eyes. A snail can sleep for three years. A crocodile cannot move its tongue.

This is a true story: A man was in a grocery store shopping, when he lit a cigarette. The manager walks up to him and politely asks him to extinguish it. The man refuses, saying ” Well you sell cigarettes here, dont you?” The store manager replies ” Yes sir we do, and we also…

There were two brothers. One was very good and tried to always live right and be helpful. His brother on the other hand was bad and did all the things that men should not do in life and didn’t care who he hurt. The bad brother died. He was still missed by his brother since…

It’s wise to remember how easily this wonderful technology can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences. Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he…