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What’s a ghost’s least favorite room in a house? -The living room

My daughter was going over to the neighbor’s house to visit but didn’t want to miss a call from her boyfriend so she took the cordless phone with her. While at the neighbor’s she wanted to check back at home to see if her younger brother was okay. My daughter then picked up the neighbor’s…

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Hey this is not a joke. Just submit a full smiley just for the heck of it. Wouldn’t it be weird if the top joke wasn’t even a joke? So please, just give it a full smiley. If you think this is just stupid, then, please give this crap a zero smiley.

A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest. A real friend opens your refrigerator and helps himself. A simple friend has never seen you cry. A real friend has shoulders soggy from your tears. A simple friend doesn’t know your parents’ first names. A real friend has their phone numbers in his address book.…

This big-time rancher from Texas met a Missouri farmer on a business trip. The Texas rancher bragged, “I can get in my truck, drive all day, and never cross the boundary of my ranch!” “Yep,” replied the little Missouri farmer, “I had a truck like that once, too.”

A blind guy, a deaf guy, and an armless guy were in a cave. All of a sudden, a blind guy said he heard something, the deaf guy said he saw something, and the armless guy said “Let’s kick his ass!”

In a recent survey, 60 percent of respondents said the cities they live in are noisier now than they were five years ago. The other 40 percent didn’t hear the question.

There was a woman who came home from work. She had a very long day and just wanted to relax. Just as she was about to sit down, the phone rang. “Hello?” she said as she picked it up. “Are you married?” the voice said. “Who is this?” she asked. No answer. She hung up…

GENERAL MOTORS INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS DETROIT– With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993, General Motors unveiled a new instant-win airbag contest Monday. The new airbags, which award fabulous prizes upon violent, high-speed impact with another car or stationary object, will come standard in all of…

Boredom should NEVER be an symptom in your life. All you need to do is read this list and Rock-N-Roll! WARNING: Some of these may result in people chasing you. Always wear tennis shows and have your escape route planned out 🙂 1: Reply to everything someone says with, “that’s what YOU think!” 2: Buy…

What math term tells what acorns say when they are a tree??? Geometry!! (Geo-m-e-try) (Gee I’m a tree)