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umfriend（嗯朋友）是一個新字，最近已經被放進美國字典的用字。 它是一個名詞，意思是「有曖昧不明或不可告人關係的朋友」。 它的起源很有趣： 假設有這樣一個情境，你帶一個朋友回住處，你們當天晚上發生了性關係， 完事之後（或者尚未完事），你室友（或家人）回來撞見你們兩個．．． 因為，你們不想讓別人知道你們的關係， 所以，你們可能還滿神色慌張的（或著衣衫不整）。 室友或家人可能用著懷疑的眼光打量著你們， 心虛的你為了讓這種尷尬場面趕快過去， 只好趕快把這位朋友介紹一下（講時還有點支支吾吾） 「Dad , this is david , um….friend」 於是，支吾詞 um，加上後面的friend，就被合起來用成了一個新字。

Age 1: You don’t piddle in your pants Age 4: You can walk without help Age 21: You can drive Age 60: You can drive Age 70: You can walk without help Age 80: You don’t piddle in your pants

Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Seamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard. “Come have a look over here,” says Paddy, “It’s Michael O’Grady’s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.” “That’s nothing,” says…

Billy Joe Bob, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. His fame grew and soon people from all over the country were coming to him for paintings. One day, a beautiful young woman pulled up to his house in a stretch limo. She asked Billy Joe Bob if he would paint her…

4 = 2+2

antique-an item your grandparents bought, your parents got rid of, and you’re buying again.

A little child about a year old begins to talk. His dad asks him, “What would you like for your first birthday?” The child answers, “A pink ping pong ball.” “Sure,” says the dad. The kid turns five and again is asked, “So what would you like for your birthday, son?” “A pink ping pong…

These two fleas are sitting in Florida. One is shivering like crazy, saying “that has got to be the coldest ride I have ever had in my life!” “How did you get here?” asks the other flea. “I was in the moustache of some guy riding his motorcycle down the freeway.” “That is no way…

Earlier today, I took a glimpse at the news. They were doing a report on a new recipe for twinkies. Now they will taste healthier, but still have the same amount of calories, because of course, people can taste health.

Paris – French Prime Minister Jacques Chirac, in honor of France’s agreement with Germany to undermine America’s efforts in the War on Terror, took German Chancellor Gerhard Schroeder on a tour of sites in the French capital city that were visited by another German Chancellor, Adolf Hitler, during his famous Victory Tour of 1940. “It’s…

What is the noisiest part of a tree? Its bark.