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A trucker hauling computers and accessories is driving down the highway late one night when he sees a truck stop on the side of the road, so he decides to pull over. On approaching the door he reads a sign: “NO NERDS”. He shrugs it off and enters. He is greeted by the end of…

These guidelines are not hard rules for submitting acceptable jokes, but they will help you submit a jokes that the most people will enjoy and rank highly, thus increasing your score.

Think before you speak… Here are six reasons why you should think before you speak – the last one is great! Have you ever spoken and wished that you could immediately take the words back, or that you could crawl into a hole? Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did…. FIRST TESTIMONY:…

It’s late at night, the weather’s terrible, with lashing rain and high winds, when the traveller decides he’s had enough and pulls in to the hotel car park. He grabs a few essentials and makes a dash for the foyer. “Can you let me have a room for the night, please?” he enquires. “Very sorry,…

Halfway along a commercial flight, a stewardess spoke out to the surprised passengers, “Ladies and gentlemen! We have the honor to announce that you happen to be aboard the 10,001st flight of Good Grace Airlines! To celebrate this historic event, we are glad to give each of you a special valuable gift.” The passengers immediately…

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Here is a math trick so unbelievable that it will stump you. Personally I would like to know who came up with this and why that person is not running the country. I wonder what it means… 1. Grab a calculator. (You won’t be able to do this one in your head) 2. Key in…

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in peoples carts when the aren’t looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her…

Two Frenchmen came to New York for a vacation. The first thing they did leaving the hotel was to buy an American-French dictionary. Without a guide, they decided to learn English word by word in the simplest way they could think of — continuously browsing through the dictionary, picking at random a certain word and…

A woman was about to have a set of triplets. While in the womb, the triplets were trying to figure out what they wanted to be when they grew up. The first one said that he wanted to be an electrician, and the others asked him why. He said, “So I can get some light…

“Every day I live with fear, but occasionally I leave her and go drag racing.” “I like to snatch kisses and vice versa.” Seen on an attractive and busty brunette: “Size DOES matter!” Seen on a different attractive and busty brunette: “We could mate …(picture of black widow spider) … but then I’d have to…

Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. “Here’s that $20 I owe you,” he says.