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– When Cupid shoots his arrow, I hope he Mrs. you. -If I were a head of lettuce, I’d cut myself in two. I’d give a leaf to everyone, but save the heart for you. -Can’t write, too dumb; inspiration won’t come. Bad ink, no pen; that’s all, amen. -My love for you will never…

Is one Nobel Prize so much to ask from a child after all I’ve done?

What is the difference between a drunk and a druggie? Drunks run a stop sign and druggies stop at it and wait till it turns green.

Period- The thing at the end of a sentence.

An American dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country. He goes first to the German hell and asks “What do they do here?” He is told “First they put you in an electric chair for an hour. Then they lay you on a bed of…

Number of physicians in the US = 700,000 Accidental deaths caused by physicians/year =120,000. Accidental deaths/physician = 0.171 Number of gun owners in US = 80,000,000 Number of accidental gun deaths/year = 1500 Accidental deaths/gun owner =.0000188 Conclusion – Doctors are approximately 9000 times more dangerous than gun owners!

“What would you like to have; fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo, or coffee?” “Tea, please.” “Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea?” “Ceylon tea.” “How would you like it? Black or white?” “White.” “Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk?” “With milk, please.” “Goat milk, Camel milk or cow…

An actual headline: Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted.

Natrium chloride = table salt. “Natrium”, from which the symbol “Na” derives, is the German word of “sodium”.

Looking in the mall for a nightgown, I tried my luck in a store known for its sexy lingerie. To my delight, however, I found just what I was looking for. Waiting in the line to pay, I noticed a young woman behind me holding the same item. This confirmed what I suspected all along:…

I’m not being rascist, this actually happened to me. I was driving my car late at night along a fairly busy road, when I came across a very busy junction. Coming towards me, on the wrong side of the road, with no lights on except for the left indicator, was an Asian lady in her…

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years old. Butterflies taste with there feet. Cats have over 100 vocal cords. Dogs have about 10. February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon. In the last 4,000 years, no new animals…