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iPhone is a revolutionary portable communications device, and now it’s gotten even better with the iPhone 3G. Keeping your calendar up-to-date is a snap. You can go back to the day you spent $600 on the first generation iPhone, then scroll forward to see the day the price was lowered by $200. You can even…

Can You Decipher This Phrase? B SAI Bonsai! B (on) SAI.

Can you tell the headline by the satirical publication “The Onion” from these real headlines? “Couple recalls war years, 63 years of marriage.” “Gun who killed officer said to have mental problems.” “Smokers asked to keep butts off beach.” “Volunteers needed to help abuse victims.” “Study finds link between red wine, letting mother know what…

guy goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The girl behind the counter says, “What size?” He says, “I don’t know.” She holds up a finger and says, “That big?” He says, “Bigger.” She holds up three fingers and says, “That big?” He says, “Smaller?” She holds up two fingers and he says, “That’s…

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year-old again. I want to go to McDonald’s and think that it’s a four star restaurant. I want to think M&Ms are better than money because you can eat them. I want…

After every line I type, say out loud to yourself, Hairy Pickle There once was a guy named He lived in a town called Nojoke did like So they hung him buy his

1. Ride on the baggage claim machine and go around in circles, don’t leave until security comes. 2. Ride on those carts and pretend you’re in the Batmobile. 3. When checking in, and the attendant takes your baggage and puts it into the machine say you left your passport, bag, purse, flight ticket etc. in…

A first grade teacher collected well-known proverbs. She gave each kid in the class the first half of the proverb, and asked them to fill in the rest. Here’s what the kids came up with: Better to be safe than… punch a 5th grader. Strike while the… bug is close. It’s always darkest before… daylight…

Sing this to the tune of “On top of old oaky from “That’s so Raven”. On top of Mount Fuji, All covered in blood, I shot poor barney With a 45 stud. He went to the hospital. He wasn’t quite dead. So I took a machine gun, And blew off his head I went to…

What is the answer to this riddle? What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you’ll die? A: Nothing

A boy comes home from school and runs to his father. The boy says ”Dad, a boy in my class calls me a gay” . ”Oh yeah? Well then beat him up!” says his dad. The boy replies ”I can’t dad!”. ”Why not son?”. The boy looking away says ”Because he’s kinda cute”

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