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Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother’s wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Suddenly, her mother’s eyes filled with tears. Putting an arm around her, Carole lovingly said, “Don’t cry, Mom. Remember, you aren’t losing a daughter, you’re gaining a…

This story happened about a month ago in a little town in Louisiana, and sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale. This guy is on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passes slowly and no cars come by. The storm is so…

Indian chief addressing the tribe says: “I’ve got good news an bad news. The bad news is 5000 college students just moved next door to the reservation … good news is, they taste like buffalo.”

The angry preacher… The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie, and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this…

Q. Why was the piano locked out? A. Because he had no keys!

British Columbia, Canada: Police officers on patrol about 1:00 am spotted 4 men breaking into a vehicle. They gave chase on foot, catching and arresting two of the men. The other two escaped. A couple of hours later, two men showed up at the main desk of the police station, asking when their buddies were…

16 more white keys than black keys on a piano.

This is the conversation from “That 70s Show” when Fez first “does it.” Note: If you have never seen the show, these are, you guessed it, teenagers. Fez: Knock-knock. Kelso: Who’s there? Fez: I did it! *Everyone claps* Kelso: Wait, wait, I wanna hear this. I did it who? Eric: Wait a minute…this isn’t like…

What disease frightens ghosts the most? BoOoOo-bonic Plague What’s the difference between girl ghosts and boy ghosts? BoOoOo-bies

Interviewer : Give me the opposite words. Banta Singh : OK. Interviewer : Made in India. Banta Singh : Destroyed in Pakistan. Interviewer : Good …. Keep it up. Banta Singh : Bad …. Put it down. Interviewer : Maxi – mum Banta Singh : Mini – dad Interviewer : Enough! Take your seat. Banta…

#1 Every time you sneeze some of your brain cells die. #2 Historically, a blue ribbon has been awarded for first prize. #3 The motto of M-G-M movie studios is Art for Art’s Sake. #4 The lion that roars in the MGM logo is named “Volney.” #5 It cost 7 million dollars to build the…

Things some people learn as they “mature.” I’ve learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I’ve learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just jerks. I’ve learned that it takes years to build up trust, and…