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A Wocka user has average joke comedy 2.5, but he doesn’t get the smiley. Why can it happen? Because his average joke comedy is between 2.495 and 2.5, which is rounded up to 2.5.

As a painless way to save money, a young couple arranged that every time they have sex the husband puts his pocket change into a china piggy bank on the bedside table. One night while being unusually athletic, he accidentally knocked the piggy bank onto the floor where it smashes. To his surprise, among the…

Q: What did the seismologist say when he messed up? A: It’s not my fault.

barbie Dolls Inc. announces the release of models of Limited Edition barbie Dolls for the California market. Rancho Santa Fe barbie: This princess barbie is only sold at Saks Fifth Avenue. She comes with an assortment of Kate Spade handbags, a Lexus, a lapdog and a mansion. Options include tummy tuck, face lift and a…

How do you keep a Michigan State Player out of your yard? Set up a goal post.

A College football team was on a winning streak, until they found out that their star QB was failing English. The QB couldn’t play until he brought his grade up to a C. The other players on the team were desperate for him to play in the championship, so they asked his English professor for…

There’s a fella in a fast-food outlet, and he’s just received his order of 7 hot-dogs, 9 Big Macs and 6 large Cokes. The counterhand says, “Would you like a tray?” The customer replies, “Steady on, haven’t I got enough to carry already?”

Q. Do I have to be married to have safe fax? A. Although married people fax often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers every day. Q. How do I go about faxing a complete stranger? A. Just ask them if they want to fax. If they do, they will give you their…

Q: What do you call a guy with a Spade in his head? A: Doug. Q: What do you call a guy without a spade in his head? A: Douglas

“May I have your name, please?” “My name’s Myne.” “What?” “My name is Myne.” “Uh… I know your name is yours but…” “Wait, who told you my name is Yores?” “What? I think I said your name is yours…” “You think you know my name better than me?” “Oh, no, of course, that’s why I…

Two people are discussing whether the state of Hawaii is pronounced ‘Havaii’ or ‘Hawaii’. So they stood there arguing and arguing, until they decided to ask a person that was walking by. They asked the gentleman: “Excuse me sir, is Hawaii pronounced ‘Havaii’ or ‘Hawaii’?” The gentleman said, “Havaii.” So they looked at each other,…

Ways To Annoy People In The Computer Lab Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. Light candles in a circle around your terminal before starting. Play “Pong” for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2 disc drive,…