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When you look up Yahoo! Answers on Yahoo! search, it tells you it’s deleted according to community guidelines. When you look it up on Google Search, it’s restored according to Google Cache’s workings.

An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO…

Private Loyds was brought up before the unit CO for some offense. “You can take your choice, private – one month’s restriction or twenty days’ pay,” said the officer. “All right, sir,” said the bright soldier, “I’ll take the money.”

Old world charm – Room with no TV, radio and only 1 light. Tropical – Rainy. Majestic setting – A long way from town, at end of dirt road. Options galore – Nothing is included in the price. Secluded hideaway – Directions to locate unclear. Some budget rooms – Sorry, already occupied. Explore on your…

Have you ever wondered….. Why Most homes have lots of windows in the house, how ever, more than half of them are usually covered up with blinds so people can’t see you. If blind people can still see kindness in a person. Would they still have the same motto ” No Shirt, No pants, No…

for all of you with any money left ……… In the wake of the Exxon/Mobile deal and the AOL/Time Warner implode, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2004: 1. Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay…

During the final days at Denver’s old Stapleton airport, a crowded United flight was canceled. A single agent was rebooking a long line of inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to the desk. He slapped his ticket down on the counter and said, “I HAVE to be on this flight and it…

For Spring Break ’05, Chuck Norris drove to Madagascar, riding a chariot pulled by two electric eels. The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. They didn’t even come close. Chuck Norris has banned rainbows from the state of…

Joseph, Mary and their son were doing chores around their home in Nazareth when suddenly, Jesus ran outside to Joseph, and asked, “Did you call me?” “No, I’m sorry,” Joseph replied, “I just hit my thumb with the hammer again.”

“What’s wrong with you?” you asked a very dumb guy that was taking your order at the newest resturant in town. “The doctor doesn’t know yet, hehe (snort).”

Chuck Norris’ testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy. To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight? There…

This is a true story. I was texting my one friend, and we both get bored easy. This is part of our one convo. Him: Mew! I’m a kitty! Me: Woof! I’m a puppy! Him: Oink! I’m a cow! Me: Quack! I’m a zebra! Him: Bang! I’m a hoe! Me: Man, u got me beat…