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A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman’s death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him, “Tell me when you will die!” The astrologer…

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese went to try their echo; the American said, “Good morning,” and the echo came back, “Good morninginginging.” Then the Frenchman said, “Bon jour,” and the echo came back “Bon jourjourjour.” Then the Chinese said, “Chang chiong shang zhang hu,” and the echo came back, “Whatwhatwhatwhat?”

Baked Beans One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot…

# Astronauts can’t belch- there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs. # Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash. # The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. # The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was…

Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among…

Two best friends were staying at a hotel.Their room was on the tenth floor. One day, because the lift was under repair, they started climbing the stairs. On reaching the first floor, one friend remembered something and said – First Friend : Hey listen! I want to tell you something. Second Friend : Go on,…

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2,500 left handers die each year using products designed for right handers. Most people hear better with their right ear. animals that lay eggs don’t have belly buttons. Honey bees are the only insects that create a form of food for humans.

The little old lady seated herself right behind the bus driver. Every ten minutes or so she’d pipe up, “Have we reached Oriskany Falls yet, sonny?” “No, lady, not yet; I’ll let you know,” he replied, time after time. The hours passed, the old woman kept asking for Oriskany Falls, and finally the little town…

Father O’Malley has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, he decides to take a vacation. He’s never been married and is curious about what Americans endure in everyday life, so he decides to go to the States before it’s too late. He hops on a Nevada bound plane and arrives at…

Better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Schwarznegger has a big one, Michael J. Fox has a small one, Madonna doesn’t have one, The POPE has one but doesn’t use it, Clinton uses his all the time, Mickey Mouse has an unusual one, George Burns’ was hot, Liberace NEVER used his on women, Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his, We…