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This is a true story. I was texting my one friend, and we both get bored easy. This is part of our one convo. Him: Mew! I’m a kitty! Me: Woof! I’m a puppy! Him: Oink! I’m a cow! Me: Quack! I’m a zebra! Him: Bang! I’m a hoe! Me: Man, u got me beat…

Catherine, a RN, was unhappy with her job, so she submitted her resignation. She was sure she’d have no trouble finding a new position, because of the nursing shortage in her area. She e-mailed cover letters to dozens of potential employers and attached her resume to each one. Two weeks later, Catherine was dismayed and…

Don’t call yourself by your real name: e.g., The Incredible Jenny Pinchuck, The Amazing Stevie Foster. Don’t call yourself by someone else’s real name: e.g., Super Teddy Kennedy, Captain Dean Martin. Choose a name that suggests power, heroism and prowess: e.g., Captain Power, Thunderman, Mr. Invincible, Justiceman. Don’t be too modest: e.g., Mr. Pretty Good,…

Tom, the fisherman, wrote the following to a mail order catalogue, “Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat you show on page 438, and if it’s any good, I’ll send you a check.” A few days later, Tom received the following reply, “Please send check. If it’s any good, we’ll send…

Fun things to do in a Waiting Room- —————————————————- 1.) Stand in a doorway and press your arms against the frame. 2.) Take a pencil or pen and make little airplane noises and if anyone notices, stare at them and say, “We’ve been spotted!” and run around in circles. 3.) Try to get behind the…

President Musharraf went to the US & had a meeting with President Bush. Bush said, “I want to show you the advancement in technology in USA. Come with me.” Bush takes him in a deep forest and says, “Dig the ground.” Musharraf digs. Bush says, “More, more, more…” Musharraf has now reached 100 feet. Bush…

The captain called the sergeant in. “Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones’ mother died yesterday. Better go tell him and send him in to see me.” So the sergeant calls for his morning formation and lines up all the troops. “Listen up, men,” says the sergeant. “Johnson, report to the mess hall…

Carole was planning her upcoming wedding and asked to wear her mother’s wedding gown. When she tried it on, it was a perfect fit on her petite frame. Suddenly, her mother’s eyes filled with tears. Putting an arm around her, Carole lovingly said, “Don’t cry, Mom. Remember, you aren’t losing a daughter, you’re gaining a…

This story happened about a month ago in a little town in Louisiana, and sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale. This guy is on the side of the road hitch hiking on a very dark night in the middle of a storm. The night passes slowly and no cars come by. The storm is so…

Indian chief addressing the tribe says: “I’ve got good news an bad news. The bad news is 5000 college students just moved next door to the reservation … good news is, they taste like buffalo.”

The angry preacher… The preacher rose with a red face. “Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie, and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this…

Q. Why was the piano locked out? A. Because he had no keys!