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An elderly lady went to a butcher’s shop one day, and noticed that on the liver in the window were two white balls. Being of a curious nature, she asked what these white balls might be, to be told that they were golf balls, and that placing them on the liver kept them supple. She…

Our local minister had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures made a few weeks ago. The first Sunday, his sermon lasted 10 minutes. The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes. But, on the third Sunday, he preached for an hour and a half. I asked him about this. He then told…

You Know You’re Addicted to Ebay When… 1.) Every time you go to the grocery store, you offer the cashier one cent more for each item in the cart of the person in front of you. 2.) To cut costs, FedEx and UPS are considering relocating their operations centers to your house. 3.) Sitting on…

What’s the difference between an ice-cream? – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – A motorcycle, it has no wheels. – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – – Hehe, you should have…

A man’s car broke down in the middle of the Nullarbor plain (in other words : middle of nowhere). There was not another car in sight, so he started walking… Three hours later no cars had passed and he was getting very, very thirsty. Just then a man riding a kangaroo bounced up. “Want to…

Harry and his neighbour Joe often borrowed things from each other. One day, Harry asked to borrow Joe’s ladder. Joe said, “Sorry Harry, I’ve lent it to my son.” Remembering a saying that his grandma often used to tell him, Harry said, “Joe, you should never lend anything to your children because you’ll never get…

“This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” – Western Union internal memo, 1876. “The wireless music box has no imaginable commercial value. Who would pay for a message sent to nojoke in particular?” – David Sarnoff’s associates in…

The Year 2038 Problem…………………….. Test it now… Steps… 1. Login to yahoo messenger 2. Send instant message to anyone – fine, it’s working… 3. Now, change your system date to 19-Jan-2038, 03:14:07 AM or above (as mentioned in mail) 4. Confirm whether your date is changed 5. Again send instant message to anyone… Your YM…

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop. 2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge 3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Wedding and the Funeral. 4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead. 5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum? – You CAN Tell the Difference! 6. Accepting Loss I: If…

“So I was talking to my family and we were doing a family get together session, you know the one teens dread? That one. And my mom asks me, ‘if you could ask one person 2 questions, what would ask them?’ So I thought and decided to “question” the director of the movie 2012.” Me:…

Rushing to work, I was driving too fast and as a result was pulled over by the highway patrol. The state trooper noticed that my shirt had the name of a local high school on it. “I teach math there,” I explained. The trooper smiled, and said, “Okay, here’s a problem. A teacher is speeding…

“Brokeback Mountain” is not just a movie. It’s also what Chuck Norris calls the pile of dead ninjas in his front yard. Chuck Norris does not wear a condom. Because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris once had sex with a cigarette machine in the Osaka airport. Rules of…