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WARNING: This describes the cruel, mental torture of innocent toy store employees. Readers under the age of 13 should be accompanied by an adult. An “Anti-shopping” Trip with the Los Angeles Cacophony Society by Rev. Al I had been thinking for a long time about making cement filled teddy bears. I wasn’t exactly sure why.…

10.) “We have a lost child at gate D-4, the bidding will start at twenty dollars.” 9.) “I’m sorry madam, but we cannot allow you to bring your cat on board. We don’t yet know the effects of high radiation on our feline friends. And we are required to check your bags.” 8.) “Yes sir,…

Florida: Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown. SARASOTA –…

A rich lady from California, who was a tree hugger and a vociferous anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland in Oregon. There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted to get a good view of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she…

A medieval astrologer prophesied to a king that his favorite mistress would soon die. Sure enough, the woman died a short time later. The king was outraged at the astrologer, certain that his prophecy had brought about the woman’s death. He summoned the astrologer and commanded him, “Tell me when you will die!” The astrologer…

An American, a Frenchman and a Chinese went to try their echo; the American said, “Good morning,” and the echo came back, “Good morninginginging.” Then the Frenchman said, “Bon jour,” and the echo came back “Bon jourjourjour.” Then the Chinese said, “Chang chiong shang zhang hu,” and the echo came back, “Whatwhatwhatwhat?”

Baked Beans One of the matrons of the church was cooking a pot of her famous beans for the church potluck, and her son, Little Johnny, came running through the house, BB gun in one hand, and a handful of BBs in the other. He tripped and the BBs, naturally, went right into the pot…

# Astronauts can’t belch- there is no gravity to separate liquid from gas in their stomachs. # Ancient Roman, Chinese and German societies often used urine as mouthwash. # The average person who stops smoking requires one hour less sleep a night. # The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. In the Renaissance era, it was…

Two anthropologists fly to the South Sea islands to study the natives. They go to two adjacent islands and set to work. A few months later one of them takes a canoe over to the other island to see how his colleague is doing. When he gets there, he finds the other anthropologist standing among…

Two best friends were staying at a hotel.Their room was on the tenth floor. One day, because the lift was under repair, they started climbing the stairs. On reaching the first floor, one friend remembered something and said – First Friend : Hey listen! I want to tell you something. Second Friend : Go on,…

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