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A Japanese girl accidentally lets out a disturbing fart after making love! She said: “Aww, so sorry. Excuse please, front hole so happy, back hole laugh out loud!!

Hello, and welcome to the Mental Health Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6. If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line…

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a barroom disturbance. The “disturbance” turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What’s more, he boasted that he could whip the deputy and Muhammad Ali too. Said the policeman, “I’ll bet that you’re also an escape artist – probably…

Honeywell & Imasco & Home Oil = Honey, I’m Home. Denison Mines & Alliance & Metal Mining = Mine, All Mine. 3M & JC Penney & Canadian Opera Company = 3 Penney Opera. Crabtree & Evelyn and Apple Computer = Crab Apple. Swissair & Cheseborough-Ponds = Swisscheese. John Deere & Abitibi-Price = Deere Abi. And…

There was once a very depressed man that went to see the psychiatrist. He was advised to go on a holiday to unwind and relax his mental and emotional burdens. Upon his return from the holiday, the man’s assistant went to the airport to welcome him back. Man: “How’s everything here?” Assistant: “Well, nothing much,…

How come people are willing to get up off their butts to search the whole room for the remote, because they refuse to get up and change channels manually?

Have you ever heard of the kissing shield? No? then look at this list of crazy inventions people just like you made; Kissing shield Face bake Horse diaper Whopper wheels Skateboard pirate Light bulb changer Beach boots Remote controlled horse Flying bike Baby bottom art Pump power Dummy chicken farmer Airplane moisturizer Alarm fork All…

One day there was this man that went to a beach completely naked even though the beach was a non-nude beach. But the man thought and thought looking around. Nojoke is here so he doesn’t care. He takes off his towel and lays down with a newspaper to cover his privates just in case. Soon…

1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory. 2. If you push the stick forward, the houses get bigger. If you pull the stick back, they get smaller. That is, unless you keep pulling the stick all the way back, then they get bigger again. 3. Flying isn’t dangerous. Crashing is what’s dangerous. 4.…

#1 At a Gift shop Counter ‘”My One and only” Valentine cards, Is now available in Multi-packs!!’ #2 At a Washing Machine in a Washers ‘When Finished, Please Remove Pants’ #3 At a Handdryer in a Toilet ‘Warning: Please do not operate this machine with wet hands!’ #4 At a Highway beside a river ‘Warning:…

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Guy: I’m having a problem with it. Girl: That’s not surprising, it’s very hard when you first learn. Guy: It’s not working. I can’t get it up. Girl: You just have to relax. It’ll happen. You just have to work at it. Guy: Alright, I’m supposed to do what with my tongue again?? Girl: Your…