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A 6’4″ man hit a midget in the rear while at a red light. The midget gets out of his car and comes up to the man and says, “I’m NOT happy!” and the man replied, “Which one are you, then?”

It was the little boy’s first time on an airplane. He was so excited. When the airplane engines started, the little boy closed his eyes and counted to 100. Then he opened his eyes and peered outside. Pointing, he said to the woman next to him, “See those tiny people down there? They are just…

365.25 days on a low-calorie diet – 1 lite year

– Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you. – No battle plan ever survives contact with the enemy. – Friendly fire ain’t. – The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map. – The problem with taking the easy way out is that the enemy has already had…

A man was out, driving happily along in his car late one Saturday night. Before too long, a cop pulled him over. The policeman walked up to the man and asked, “Have you been drinking, sir?” “Why? Was I weaving all over the road?” “No,” replied the policeman, “you were driving splendidly. It was the…

Two men are driving through New York when they get pulled over by a State Trooper. The cop walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. The driver rolls down the window and WHACK, the cop smacks him in the head with the stick. The driver asks, “What the hell was that for?”…

Q: What do you call 50 black guys in a hole? A: Afro-Turf

WARNING= SOME PEOPLE MAY FIND THIS JOKE A BIT RACIST OR OFFENSIVE. I MEAN NO OFFENCE TO ANYjoke WHO READS THIS. Q: How do you start a rush hour in Bangladesh? A: Roll a penny down the street!

Needing some clothes cleaned in a hurry, a man searched this small Georgia town in which he was visiting until he found a sign which read: “Cleaning and Pressing, 24-Hour Service.” After explaining his needs, he said, “I’ll be back for my suit tomorrow.” “Won’t be ready til Saturday,” replied the proprietor. “But I thought…

There once was a man who had been in a depressed state for months. His dog that he’d had since childhood ran away, his fiancé ran off the day before their wedding with a woman, he was working a job that was totally unfulfilling, and his house was robbed and his most valuable possesions were…

Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, “How long does it take to fly from Minneapolis to Fargo?” “Just a minute,” said the busy clerk. “Vell, said Lena, “if it has to go dat fast, I tink I’ll just take da bus.”

A teenage guitarist got so carried away while bouncing up and down on his bed mimicking a rock star that he flew out of a third floor window to his death, a Singapore newspaper reported yesterday. The Straits Times said Li Xiao Meng, a 16-year-old from China who was studying at Singapore’s Hua Business School,…