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You Know You’re From Canada When… 1.) You’re not offended by the term, “Homo Milk.” 2.) You understand the phrase, “Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield.” 3.) You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars. 4.) You drink pop, not soda. 5.) You know what a Mickey and…

Roses are red, Roses are yellow; Grandfather’s teeth Are lost in the Jello.

“Hillary’s got this huge book, it’s a memoir of her life and times at the White House. In the book she says when Bill told her he was having an affair, she said ‘I could hardly breathe, I was gulping for air.’ No, I’m sorry, that’s what Monica said.” – David Letterman

Me: Do you wanna hear a good joke? Amy: Yes! Me: Me too!

# Zero is the only number that cannot be represented by Roman numerals # Kites were used in the American Civil War to deliver letters and newspapers. # The song, “Auld Lang Syne” is sung at the stroke of midnight in almost every English-speaking country in the world to bring in the new year. #…

A new father goes into the delivery room to see his newborn baby boy. The doctor pulls him aside and says, ” I have the most amazing news! Your boy can fly!” The doctor sees the doubt in the father’s eyes so he offers a demonstration. He picks up the little boy, holds him high…

A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back, there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese laundryman that says, “Use more soap on panties.” This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. “Use…

Some Wocka jokes have been picked by the system as the “joke of the day”. However, how can you know which day the joke was picked? Searching does not work, and it will be very tiring to browse page after page. Look at its comments and see in which day it received lots of comments!

A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F

One day, a customer walked into a pet shop and told the clerk, “I need two small, gray mice and about five dozen roaches.” Puzzled, the shop attendant asked the reason for this strange request. “Well, I’m moving out of my apartment and my lease told me that I must leave the premises in exactly…

Policeman: “Lady, I’m arresting you for prostitution.” Woman: “I’m not selling sex, I’m selling condoms with a free demonstration.”