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A gladiator was having a rough day at the arena-his opponent had sliced off both of his arms. Nevertheless, he fought on, kicking and biting as furiously as he could. But when his opponent lopped off both feet, the gladiator had no choice but to give up. He was now both unarmed and defeated.

Join the Marines: Visit exotic places, meet interesting people and then kill them.

Little Emma is watching her mother preparing their dinner – this week it’s Salt Beef. Emma watches her mother slice off both ends of the joint and place it in a saucepan ready for cooking. Emma asks, “Why did you cut both ends off, Mum?” Her mother pauses for a few seconds, then replies, “That’s…

Here are some lessons leaned from the experiences of a number of would-be bank robbers. Pick The Right Bank: You don’t want to make the same mistake as the fellow in Anaheim, CA, who tried to hold up a bank that was no longer in business and had no money. Study Your History: Don’t try…

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, “I’m Stupid.” That way you wouldn’t rely on them, would you? You wouldn’t ask them anything. It would be like, “Excuse me…oops, never mind. I didn’t see your sign.” It’s like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there…

Subject: 1997 Darwin Award Winner!!! For those who don’t know, this award is an annual honor given to the person who did the gene pool the biggest service by killing themselves in the most extraordinarily stupid way; thus, eliminating his/her genetic material from the gene pool. For those of you who do know about the…

A group of American tourists were on a guided tour through an ancient castle in Europe. “Ladies and gentlemen,” the guide said, “this castle is over 700 years old. Nothing has been altered or touched in all those years.” “Sounds like they have the same cheap landlord I have!” exclaimed one of the tourists.

Do you know what the secret of an islamic marriage is? The man get’s to see a striptease every night!

You know what? Everyjoke is screwed these days. In the office, you’re screwed if you don’t do you’re job well. At home, You’re screwed if you don’t listen to your parents. At school/college, You’re screwed by many- Teachers, bullies, the principal etc… And they say we’re all screwed on December 21st 2012! But, these things…

A murderer was secured to the electric chair, about to be executed. The chaplain approached him and asked, “Do you have any last requests?” “Yes,” replied the murderer. “Would you hold my hand?”

Sleepy just ran back into the house after reading the newspaper and exclaimed, “Everyone! Everyone, the Pope is coming to town this weekend!” Grumpy replies, “Great! Now we can ask him the question!” The weekend rolls around and they stand in line to speak to the pope, it’s finally their turn and they send up…

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