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1) That’s not right – Sum Ting Wrong 2) Who are you with? – Hu Yu Hai Ding 3) See me ASAP – Kum Hai Nao 4) Stupid Man – Dum Gai 5) Small Horse – Tai Ni Po Ni 6) Did you go to the beach? – Wai Yu So Tan 7) I bumped…

What is represented by this? R E N N U R Runner up!

Note: This joke only makes sense if you read Space Adventure Part I on this site. A complete set of the Adventures can be found in the FunnyStories Forum. ———————————- I Wally will take it from here! Part 1. A Space Mission Point of View: Wally(Junior) Notes: I’ll tell the story. Anything in parenthesse is…

Irvin is driving down the freeway to go to work when his cell phone rings. It’s his wife: “Irving,I just heard on the news that there’s a car going down the freeway in the wrong direction. Please try to be careful.” “It’s true,”Irving replies,”But not just one car- there are hundreds of them!”

A mother and her child were at a wedding. A little boy looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then,…

One stormy night an English, Irish and Scottish man were walking home and had no shelter so at the top of this big hill they found this haunted house. They were all freaked out and hesitated to go in. Eventually, the English man went in and found a five pound note sitting on the table…

Why are all the numbers scared of 7? Because 7 ate 9!

Mik walked home from work and saw 4 people dressed in grim reaper suits. He ran home. The next time,the next time and 6 more walks for home, he decided to confront them. He yelled “who ARE you”????!!! They chased him into a wall. “s-s- Show yourself” he squeaked. They took their masks off and…

A group of people were sitting and having coffee. Suddenly, a friend of the mathematician of the group boomed in and said, Did you hear that? A mathematician has developed a theorem which says that every odd number higher than 2 is a prime. So, here are the thoughts of every person in the room.…

One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. ”Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you…

I once heard a cretin tell his friend that all cretins are liars! Did he lie though?

A kid said to his Dad, “In school I learned Pluto is in outerspace. But they didn’t say where Mickey is.”