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A film crew was on location deep in the desert. One day, an old Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow storm.” The next day there was a sandstorm. Several days later, the Indian went up to the director and said, “Tomorrow rain.” The next day it rained for the entire day. “This…

What is represented by this? heart heart heart Heart-to-heart!

Farmer: This is a dogwood tree. Cityman: How can you tell? Farmer: By its bark

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator 1) Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask “Got enough air in there?” 2) Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3) When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if…

At a southern university, students in the psychology program were attending their first class on emotional extremes. “Just to establish some parameters,” said the professor to the student from Arkansas, “what is the opposite of joy?” “Sadness,” said the student. “And the opposite of depression?” he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma. “Elation,” she…

I had a great memory once, but I don’t know where I left it. You haven’t seen it lying around anywhere have you? No? No what?

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other the woman leans out the window and yells, “PIG!!” The man immediately leans out his window and replies, “BITCH!!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds the next…

Q. Why are 1990 American dollar bills worth more than 1989 American dollar bills? A. One thousand nine hundred and ninety dollar bills are worth one dollar more than one thousand nine hundred and eighty-nine dollar bills.

Due to insufficient activity and a measly community, it has been decided that Wocka shall be merged with Braingle.com, the sister site of Wocka but with brain teasers. The decision was not an easy one, and there has been long discussions with Jake in both the Braingle and Wocka forums. The discussion was so heated…

1. Thinly smear a layer of white shaving cream on a white toilet seat and wait for the next poor sap to sit down. 2. Get some poppers (the little white paper balls with the flint in them) and place them under the pegs of a toilet seat. When the next person sits down, the…

A woman who was driving down the highway pulled over to the side of the road when the policeman driving behind her turned on his lights and siren. She didn’t have her seat belt on so as soon as she stopped, she quietly slipped it on before the officer got to her window. After talking…

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. There are more chickens than people in the world. There’s no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewable Vitamins.