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Saul is working in his store when he hears a booming voice from above: “Saul, sell your business.” He ignores it. It goes on for days. “Saul, sell your business for $3 million.” After weeks of this, he relents, sells his store. The voice says ‘Saul, go to Las Vegas.” He asks why. “Saul, take…

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Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice: “Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I’ll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare.” Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time.…

Every time I hear the dirty word “Exercise”, I wash my mouth out with chocolate.

Name something a blind person might use – A sword Name a song with moon in the title – Blue Suede Moon Name a bird with a long neck – Naomi Campbell Name an occupation where you need a torch – A burglar Name a famous brother & sister – Bonnie & Clyde Name a…

Person #1: “Want to hear a joke?” Person #2: “Sure.” Person #1: “Your face.” ~ Your momma is so fat, she is overweight. ~ Two turds were hanging out. The first one was moaning and groaning. The second one asked, “What’s wrong?” The first one replied, “I feel like crap.”

That master detective, Sherlock Holmes, was sitting on his chair beside the fireplace calmly reading a book when suddenly, his good partner, Dr. Watson came in. Sherlock Holmes looked at his friend and smiled, saying, “Why, Dr. Watson, don’t you think the weather is a bit hot for you to be wearing your red flannel…

there was a man who lived in a small town who did not talk much to his neighbors. the only thing they knew about him was the fact that he always had the precise time, because every day at 3:00 pm (no later, no sooner) he took a walk, and came back at exactly 3:30…

Give away something other than candy. (Toothpicks, golf balls, AOL Disks, etc.) Wait behind the door until some people come. When they get near the door, jump out, wearing a costume, and holding a bag, and yell, “Trick or Treat!” Look at them, scratch your head, and act confused. Fill a briefcase with marbles and…

I was walking around in the movies with my friends and we saw this one teenager. His pants were falling down, so I said to my friends, “God, these kids nowadays! I thought a rapper died and the kid decided to put his pants half-staff!”

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AT&T fired President John Walter after nine months, saying he lacked intellectual leadership. He received a $26 million severance package. Perhaps it’s not Walter who’s lacking intelligence. Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that…