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Q. How can you drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it? A. Concrete floors are very hard to crack! (UPSC Topper) Q. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it? A. No time at all, as it has…

10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking. 9. Today is our what? 8. Okay, let’s celebrate, but do we have to celebrate together? 7. I thought we only celebrated important events? 6. You can celebrate anniversaries with your next husband. 5. You don’t like what I pick out, so I…

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren’t people from Holland called Holes? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced…

You’re so fat, the last time you went on a bus, the ticket read ”Please allow up to 28 days for delivery.”

Ralph was one his way home from work on night, when to his horror, he suddenly realized that he’d completely forgotten his daughter’s birthday. He rushed to the toy store and asked the manager, “How much is the barbie in the window?” “Which one?” The manager replied. “We have Workout barbie for $19.95, Malibu barbie…

This is not meant to be crude. It is strictly for your edification and enjoyment. Before the Battle of Agincourt in 1415, the French, anticipating victory over the English, proposed to cut off the middle finger of all captured English soldiers. Without their middle finger, it would be impossible to draw the renowned English longbow…

A West German businessman is driving a Mercedes through East Germany on a rainy night when his windshield wipers stop working. He takes it to an East German mechanic, who tells him there are no Mercedes windshield wiper motors in the GDR, but he will do his best to fix it. When the businessman returns…

Who is the greatest prostitute in history? Ms.Pacman For 50 cents she’ll swallow balls until she dies.

Sign at an office kitchen: After the tea break, the staff should empty the teapot and stand upside down on the drain-board.

Q: How do you sink a canadian submarine? A: You swim underneath it and knock on the door

In WW2 Captain Saunders was wounded in battle and captured by the Germans. He was sent to a German military hospital. On his first day in the hospital a doctor came, bearing bad news, “we have to amputate your legs.” The Captain was very sad, however he asked the doctor if his legs could be…

15 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex 1. You can GET chocolate. 2. Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft. 3. You can safely have chocolate while you are driving. 4. You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to. 5. You can have chocolate even in front of your…