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TRUE STORY My boyfriend decided to invite me over to his home one day. When I arrived, I was hoping we would be alone. When I got in, it was dark, except for the room we were in and I couldn’t hear any noise, so I guessed we were. We started to make out until…

A scientist has come up with proof of something students have known for years — chemistry lectures are boring. In an article published in the current issue of Chemistry in Britain, a university chemistry lecturer introduced a guest lecturer to a class of 50 doctoral candidates. Then, he and his colleagues studied variations in what…

The inmate on death row was scheduled to be put to death by firing squad the follow morning. Throughout the day, the prison guards were being very nice to him. But when they asked him if he wanted something specific for his last meal, he said he didn’t want anything special. When they asked if…

I love it when you go down on me… you relieve so much tension and stress… but when you’re making me feel really good, you come back up… Stupid gas prices…

I’ve got good news and bad news. The good news is that there is no bad news. The bad news is that there is no good news.

Idiot # 1 I am a medical student currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control center. Today, this woman called in very upset because she caught her little daughter eating ants. I quickly reassured her that the ants are not harmful and there would be no need to bring her daughter into…

Ok, now the last time I did this, I got a lot of comments saying that there’s no point, and they only submit things they think is funny and blah blah blah. Well, anyways, I’m planning to do this…. again.. and by the way, I think it’d be extremely funny. Everyone, please give this a…

Yankee Doodle went to town A-riding on his mother Every time he hit a bump He had another brother!

Can you decipher this phrase? M L I K Milk shake!

Everyone can be an Echo! 1] Repeat everything a person says & does in an exaggerated way 2] If your victim tries to get you to stop by saying something like, ‘I’m a stupid furball,’ say ‘ at least you have the courage to admit it!’ 3]This is the most important instruction! DO NOT LET…

5 = diagonals of a pentagon.

Mrs. Flebs, a teacher, was standing in front of her class. It was the beginning of the new school year. Mrs. Flebs said, “Okay class, we’re going to go around the room and have everyjoke say a sentence. We’ll start with Sarah.” Sarah said, “Cows have spots.” Terrence said, ”Baseball is a sport.” Carla said,…